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2009-10-16T12:14:00.000+08:00

this is never gna work.

2007-12-13T21:43:00.000+08:00

thanks everybody for everything...

firstly is the birthdae msgs..

let me know if i missed out some.

3310 cannot store alot msgs -_-

the names are not in order.

zihao : if todae is ur birthdae dhen happy birthdae...
-__-

yanling: happy birthdae ehs.

damai rachel : gan die happy birthdae :) wish yu long live and enjoy ur birthdae (:
(not counted)

weiying : happy birthdae

kaiyan: happy birthdae ex slave

darren(dua tao) : hello! happy birthdae to you ! may yu win money from bookie everyweek.
see ya when i come back(genting) enjoys!

matthew: hey mr lan jiao kia.... wish yu happy birthdae....

lide : hey yahoo happy birthdae!

P : LIN PAPA ! happy 17th birthday! hope yu enjoy the small mini celebration uh!study hard k? for a better future. stay in contact even we all gratuate, cannot forget our promises uh!
be faithful being L1 of spell K! haha ok lahs wishing yu all the best and have a fruitful dae ahead uh!

mingkiat: tao eh ! happy bdae! now 17 le.. noe how to think le horx.. wish yu next yr study all the best n wish yu n yanrong zhang zhang jiu jiu :) frm EX ginna + MVP mr lim ming kiat!
whahahahahahx!

elroy: liang yu.... i 1st one msg yu.. amoung the rest.. happy birthdae lan jiao kia

eileen: happy birthdae to yu. happy birthdae to yu happy birthdae to liang yu happy birthdae to u !! :D

bimbo wu yanrong : :D XIAO BAI LIAN SHEN RE KUAI LE!!
!! <3

bimbo's ah bu: hello liang yu. happy birthdae to you. thank you very much for the gift.

grace(not counted!) : happy birthdae to you , happy birthdae to you ,happy birthdae to youuu

wendy(counted) : i accidently deleted sorry uh ):

thank you everyone!!!

2007-12-02T13:56:00.001+08:00

im back from genting.
im sick.

i will blog once i recover.

wish me a speedy recovery (:

2007-10-31T04:25:00.000+08:00

im sitting here praying that west ham doesnt score.

my pm says: WEST HAM PLS DON SCORE OR I LL DISCRIMINATE UR CLUB FOREVER!

yeah i dont want west ham to score..

reason is i wanted take westham but i got no bookie to bet.

matthew's aslp. my another fren also aslp
my bookie no credit liaos

bo bian so i hope it doesnt win ):

hope talking bout soccer this week..

not a good week omg..

everybody lose money..

let me calculate.

this week we lose 1.2 k back to the bookie ):

wtf

everybody lose money EXCEPT me.

i win little little..
around 1 hundred bucks nia..

no. is 98.50 to be exact

aiyahs nvm lah nv lose jiu hao

at least abit income..

i sympatise XXXX ):
he lose 900 bucks sia..
plus he lose 700 buck last week

1.6 k liaos
jialat.

but heng he quit liaos
good for him..

i wonder how i survive without those weekly income..

no i shant be a addicted gambler.

those who drinks and abuse wife after losing.

i shall have self control...

i shall quit after i got A BIG FISH

dhen ill stop and enjoy life..

i doubt its easy.

i think i stop once i reach 1k

win around 500 plus liaos..

half more to go!

i dont want to be like my fren lose untill........
yu see his face .. omg..
shag ass..

so i shall control!

yu ppl who bet soccer or whatever PLEASE CONTRO too...

PLS PLS PLS PLSSSSSSSSS BET WITHIN UR LIMITS!

thats all for soccer betting.

and oh!

did i tell yu ?
i lose my fone.

oh and do yu knw.

i got myself a spare fone and i lost it again.

-________________________-

byebye LG shine
bye $600

hello motorola L6
byebye L6

both lost in taxi
i hate taxi.

i shall nv take taxi ever in my life again.

DO YU BELIEVE?

blah blah..

and now i got my self ANOTHER new fone...

hahahahhaahahhas..

i tell yu how i lose my fone.

we were at granklink
play pool and lan.

after that some CIDs come and kp us ( shant say anymore)

fucking russian cops..

dhen we cab to petal.
dhen i lose my fone -_-

no
and my wallet too.

my ic is gone for the 4th time -___-

dhen
feeling so shag i went to 7-11 to buy bread

and wow i saw a fone..
wow 7-11 sells fone!

and guess how much?
68 dollars LOLS!

got 2 models
1 is 68 and another is 98

i ask for the differences

the auntie say 1 got radio

i dont wan radio -_-

i ask to have a look at the fone

niceeeeee
small cute and ultra light.

and most importantly.
its CHEAP!

so i brought it home and here come my new fone -_______-

tired
liaos
wan
go
slp
liaos

bye.

bye.

PS: oh west ham heaven score :D

2007-10-22T22:02:00.000+08:00

HELLO PPL!

long time nnoooooooo see..

bimbo and joan asks me to blog.

and the hello? i dunno who

i think kayan??

i got nth to blog -___-

my fingers like nua.....

OH do yu knw..

theres a legendnary class in damai ??

super power..

WINS 1.8k IN A WEEK!

oh my fucking god.

and this class is none other than damai 3a1 ~~~~

zai bo wahahahas im so proud of my klass..

look look!

<- -- - - - - - - - - - -- - - - ->

LOLS HAHAHHAS :D

but 2 kan chiong kia took 600 away to buy their psps.

arbo they ll be more!

wahahahahahas

whahhahahahahas!!
specimens.
lovely specimens!!!

the wonderful smell.....

fyi.
this money is taken frm bookie sb188...
create an account now!

and wins it like beckham !

2007-08-15T23:31:00.000+08:00

Ho ho ho.
Lide has a blog, click the link at the side.

Ho ho ho.
I'm talking on the phone now using my sis's handphone.
Because my new phone sucks alot.
We're having conference now with SPELL but without second L, Lide
Ho ho ho.

We kick Lide aside.
Ho ho ho, we pai chi him.

Hmm let me see...............
Bimbo <3 Blueberry cheese muffin
Ho ho ho.
<3 <3 <3 <3

I'm watching DOA now and yes, still on the phone
Ho ho ho.

Above all is blog from Lim Liangyu's position
Now................

I don't feel like blogging anymore.
Let me reveal a secret, I'm not Lim Liangyu the gay.
Guess who am I?

Okay... Let me see.... I doubt you russian toads know
I am...

P of SPELL :)
Bye.

LI ZING COM BEI TONG!

2007-07-30T19:29:00.001+08:00

hello everybody
this post is frm lide.
he wants to express his feelings through my blog.

this post has officially started.
to: yu knw who yu are.
pls take a look at the situation here.
and look it in my point of view.
i would sincerely thank yu for ur consideration.

i would appreciate if yu think b4 yu write.
but apparently, yu didnt.
i do not know ur motive for that post.
neither can i interpret in a sensible way.

regarding to the present.
if yu could think for me.
yu would untd that i am not in a convenient position to give anything.

but yu got angry?
why?

yu didnt reply me, how would i knw if theres a possibility that ur fone has been eated up by a russian toad..

why am i spose to be the comforting side?

becos of all this shit.
it has caused 3 parties to suffer.

your post. will it change anything for the better?
or will it worsen?
or isit even one of ur intention.
wad did she done wrong?
in exact, nothing.she is not the one to place the blame.

look back to the past.
who was the cause?
yes, i keep saying yu chose this path urself?
but think ! is it the truth?

once, i was so into you.
im forever waiting for your one word reply msg.
ive tried. my very best.
i asked yu out for the uncountables
but only to be rejected.

yu say yu need freedom
wad i asked for is only not even half of your time.
wad i get is not the slightest i deserve.
yu count for urself.how many dates we had.
you once had the chances.but yu dont seems to care.
so why is jealousy the thing filling yu up?
yu only wanted ur frens.

yu said, i miss him but i dont want to meet him.
dates with me are "pratically sian"

now that i left yu for the other.for the better.
is it wrong? to the benefit of myself?

i did not know wad to do.

my hearts were shattered.
since so , wad is it that yu want from me.

if i cant give yu wad yu want.
if yu cant give me wad i wan.

let me go.

i tried to make things better.
i told yu to let go.
i hope we can still be frens.
but it didnt work out.in fact , to the opposite.

wad yu gave me is nothing but darkness.
yet shes the one who's my light to the cure to YOUR darkness.

so please.
if yu still even care abt my feelings
stop making things difficult for me.
stop hurting the one i love.

this post is transalated by
of course.
liang yu the great.
the warrior.

thank you thank you.
im am the knight in shining armor.

may god bless yu.
amen.

2007-07-15T14:42:00.001+08:00

im bored.
thats why im blogging.
nobody reads my blog. i reads my own blog.
like stupid.
who care.
i do?
fuck yu.

arh wadever...
OH. finally i found smth to type liaos.
it suddenly cross my mind that,
no theres not black cat across ur path.
black crows didnt not break any silence either.

wadever.
as i was saying.
i realised.
ppl nowadays have no teenagers.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAS -_______________-
....... . . . .... . ......
any idea wad i wanted to write?
i wanted to say
TEENAGERS nowadays has no CREATIVITY.
^^^^^
scoll up !
i wrote ppl nowadays have no teenagers.
LOLOLOLOLOL...

blah and black sheep.
wadever.

OH.
teenagers has no creativity !!
damaians in specific.
they scold vugarities. dull ass.
they keep. knn ccb kpkb..
gals in high pitch guys is roar out the words.
perhaps? i dunno ? i dont roar..
like how? moooo...

c'on dumb damaians.
learn frm the king!

instead of knn ccb kpkb?
use smth like.....?

hmmm...

ku lun tun xiao hai.. pronouce as( kooo lun tun ) child
dont care abt the meaning.
they dont untd , they get more pissed off.
its ex mama language.

others are .
cum lan dai mong cb.
means bird brain pusssy head -_______________-

another mama word.
mama kias are creative !!

OH.
lan jiao.
dont say lan jiao
say lan SSSSSSSSSSsssiao !!!!
siao mst be high pitch and mst drag.

blahs..
im still bored.
im waiting my myself to fall aslp.
how great if...
my brain falls aslp BUT my hands still remain typing.
jst like wad my fingers are doing..
they look like 10 little indian playing hop-scotch.
how fun !
no they aint indians.
they seems white.
they are asian hunks.
japan ? china? m sia ? wadever?
yu determine.

OH i was saying.
SHIT.
i cant concentrate on smth.
i keep geting out of point?
STOP IT.

or i chop yu off !! argh
fingers: no yu wouldnt.
me :why not?
fingers: yu dare nt. *smirks*
me: try me.
fingers: try.
me: my patience is wearing thin.
one last chance to apologise.
fingers: one more chance to kiss my ass.
me: zzz...

of course i didnt nt chop them in the end.

OH i was saying.
oop again. -_________________-

wad if ?
my brain fall aslp but my hands didnt not.
i would continue typing
in slp mode.
dhen went to lala.
then type down wadever i do / went .
HOW GREAT! <3
thats cool

i always forget my dreams.
thats sad.
i rmb having wonderful dreams.
but i cant rmb wad ): !!!
unlike bimbo
she rmbs every dream!
amzing.
and, her dreams are exciting!!
ridiculous sometimes -__________-
but nt realistic
and its always nt linked !!
half way gone halfway gone.

i rather have realistic dreams.
like me being a king of sadam island.

thats pretty realistic.

wadever.

i dont feel like typing no more.

2007-06-17T21:35:00.000+08:00

hoho. 15 june.
its shumin b dae.
OH its ana's b dae too!

HAPPY B DAE BAHS <3

shu min 's b dae
we meet at 14 counting down to her b dae.
no wait. b dae gal doesnt knw me n lide comming to celebrate.
eileen they all told her we nt coming.
this made her sad. LOLOLOLOLOL

finally , i came.
she IS DELIGHTED. i brought light to her darkness.
im the knight in shining armous (-_-)

i didnt came alone.
i brought ji bu sparkles <3
and candles <3
and pop pop <3

which made me look like stupid toad ze yang .
bo bian who ask me to be soooo noble :D
who ask me to be born in a fantastic way :D
*shys*

BLAHS .
enough of bull shiting.

then wait for lide to come -_-
was long -_- x 2

he left me alone with a bunch of horny kias..
unsafe. ci ti bu yi jiu liu ( this land cannot stay long ) -________-

they keep wanting to take photo of me -_-
no not me . my gogeorous hair.

no no dont take. im shy .
LOLOLOLOLOL

blahs then lide came.
hes my knight in shining armour -__-
wads with knight in shining armour -_______________-

dhen set up stuffs.
gave suprise.
she cried like a russian toad.
yeah yu shld . cos we re your knights in shining armour.

dhen talk cock sing song but we didnt play majong.
dhen took pic then went home . end of celebration.
shu min , are yu touched ?

the rest is for infomation purposes.

eileen is terrified of lizards.
eileen does not dare to play pop pop
eileen has a phobia of sparkles in her hands.
pris love to ask question . ruiheng -__-
pris is a san ba. she loves to gossip
she is ba gua. ba as in 8 gua as in hang.
not ba gua , yu knw the bee chiang heng ba gua? no no not that one.

2007-06-05T00:15:00.000+08:00

hello i work in tampiness east link mall ..

do visit me (:

buy me a drink , make me high.

i will love yu to death.

working hours are 11-4 every mon - fridae

sat and sun are offs :D

for every 10 dollars yu spend in east link mall

yu get to spin a instan draw

there are fabulous prizes like pen , coffee and tea coupons and tissue papers :D

yes , tissue papers .. fabulous prizes uh?

so quicken ur pace down to east link mall and find me !

and yu stand to win fabulous prizes as above, and yu might be the lucky one!

every 30 dollars yu spend , yu get a LUCKY DRAW

no lahs this time rly is grand draw..

yu wont get tissue papers .. HAHAS

okae the grand prize is....

a 4 days 3 nights trip to HAWAII !!

rmb , yu might be the lucky chap !

-__-

2007-06-01T00:04:00.000+08:00

holidays are soooo different.

the last holiday we had was playing all the way.

this holiday everybody slaving for cash..

holidays started 1week alrdy.

i heaven meet my frens for like a single time?

i hate to slave for cash.

i miss playing.

like we all used.

cycling every midnight to the next morning..

hanging around.

i miss the past.
when we are all carefree.

2007-05-27T02:35:00.000+08:00

cry alone, i ve gotten away
no more changes , no more pain
i ve gone alone , took all my strength
for ive made the changes..

its all changed , the inside of me
a place so dark so cold.
i had to set myself free...
as ppl calls my name, i wonder if thats me..

dont mourn for me , yu re nt the one to place the blame.

give me sometime.
to take the strange out of me..
no one could take it.. i should have known.

sorrows sank deep inside my heart
i was wrong..
to all the ones around me i cared for , and most of all i loved
srry but i cant see myself in your way , or the others.
please dont forget the old me or mourn when the my soul is away.
ive made the changes.

no more soul.
it left me tonight.
i wont see you tonight.

im sorry.
i will make the change.

2007-05-16T20:38:00.000+08:00

heys ppl
did i tell yu..

liangyu and company was caught GAMBLING again at the void deck..
in which he is topless.. it was an repeated act and they will be given 3 strokes of the cane publicly and 5 days of suspendsion..

these ppl i tell yu ..
no !! its the same idiot..
keep taking and taking and taking and taking!!
dhen send to storm dhen press dhen MOE
what the fuck do yu wan ??
is there any business we playing cards any of ur god damn russian toad business...
i dont think so...

there are tons and tons of ppl SMOKING in mama
but why there hasnt been a SINGLE photo sent..

why is it that whenever we TAKE OUT THE CARDS
yu TAKE OUT UR CAM AND SNAP SNAP SNAP(or phone -_- )

why are yu targeting on us??
has ur son been gambling or away his pocket money??
has ur husband been gambling and be abusive?

has it any of my fucking business??

and cant yu see ?
im TOPLESS

or else for fuck sake i ve been topless
forfeit forfeit yu dumbass!!
i aint no fucking flasher?? cant yu see frm my face?

yu take my photo
i never sue yu for sexual harrasment..

yu can keep and admire
I DONT MIND !!!

why YU SEND AND SEND AND SEND !!!!!

wad yu trying to do ?
CARE AND SHARE??
yu re not charity elephant , i am !
yu dont have to do that yu mamabanana...

ARGHHH...

hais..

sooo.....

monday
yu peeps need not go to sch
but poor me jia mu and ben has to..
we meet raj same time same venue
the office -_________-

my father talk and talk
argue and argue
untill loh,raj, yu buay tahan
they let me off 0.o
nt so easy lahs
but long story..

BUT, if i were repeat again..
30 strokes of canes will be given and automataclly be withdrawed from school..

what...............the.................helll?????

yu ppl are evil arent yu..

i shall stay 200 m away frm the existence of cards..
i shall carry a tracktape with me wherever i go..( accurracy purposes)

i shall never touch cards again ...

or at least when im white with a red line across my chest..

i shall play uno
i shall play chess
i shall play monopoly
i shall play checkers
i shall play flying areoplanes chess
i shall NOT play pokers..

2007-05-05T16:29:00.000+08:00

eh why blogger weird weird de..?

or issit my comp? -_-

anway im ina good mood muahahhas

hence i shall blog..

few days ago i was sufing the net..

about motorbikes and stuffs..

OH! did i tell yu ppl ...

i confirm CONFIRM must get a bike ONCE i reach 18

hahahahhahahahahhahahahhas :D

and do yu realise ?

when im 18 , im still in secondary sch -__-

SO SO SO

it also means that ..

once i get my bike when im 18

im only sec 5.. -___________-

means i got 1 yr to ride my damn bike to the god damn sch ..

HOW SHIOK? :D

so i was sufing the net..

searching for various bikes company , brands and stuffs..

dhen i saw some really HOT bikes.. !!!

i shall share !!

why ? because im charity elephant .

sharing and caring...

OMG YU GOTTA LOOK AT THOES STUFFS!!!

OMG CAN YU SEE ??!!??

0.O

take a look at the rest too ..

scary bo??

WHAHAHAS :D

issnt thoes bikes cool??

but its nt possible to have those shits in singapore.

its illegal i suppose?

mayb i just settle down with a kawasaki or sp honda...

mayb a phatom ?

im considering..

most prolly kawasaki bahs..

it looks smth like....

2007-04-23T17:17:00.000+08:00

kaiyan

2007-04-04T22:23:00.000+08:00

hah! im blogging again..
rare of the rare..
flowerpot didnt ask me to, no 101 tags in exchanged, no anthony nagging..
jst blog to blog -_-

last millenium i got attacked by balless creatures.
dhen eileen tio in which involve a millions scolding back.. lols battling of the tongue..
now my sis.. -__________-

oh eileen reacted intellengently i thnk..
she didnt scold back.. she eh stay clam ?
dhen her frens gan like siao? lols
but yu think lahs ..
yu gan and gan also no use..
yu type till ur keyboard lan also useless
thoes pervertic toads will be more than happy?
no scientific reasons . they re just perverts..
bu yao ma..
they yue gan yu yue happy
then they will look stupid -_-
LOLS like failure sia gan till ppl so happi..
lololol a bunch of clowns..

so ...
eileen , yu re nt that stupid after all .. LOLS

oh now i shall tell yu ppl how my sister deal with thoese pervertic clownish bananas...

eh.. yu knw got 1 irritating GUY kp tagging her blog and again..
same old tactic yu knw.. the lame old frreaking methold..
creativity does nt exist in their small tiny brain..

yahs then my sister checked for the ip add dhen realise they re using a singtel host..
she then send the ip add to singel..
phoned and tell them tt particular user is HARRASSING my sister..
LOLS harrassing..
yahs then, she ask the company to do wad they can do best to stop the harrassing.. ( equivilant to asking them to do what they can do worse to make tt user jialat jialat) LOLS
after that, they said the best they can is to send a warning letter to them..
if repeated , they ll be banned frm singtel and be fined..
LOLS hence they got a warning letter...
stupid creatures..
smart sister...

my sister is gloating..

2007-03-25T14:10:00.000+08:00

hello i ve blogged..

eileen/elieen exchanged 100 tags for a post of mine..

yahs so i shall blog..

about?

anw was browsing my fone's pictures..

mayb show yu ppl lil bahs...

this was in.. er yu knw once apon a time ,

i thnk was in christmas -_-

but anw we tonned dhen went to "somewhere" to eat..

but apparently 1 of my fren was uncomfortable wif eating YONG TAO FU.

so had a lil attitude and stuffs..

dhen after eating..

we drew.

HELLO ? we drew? yahs we drew.

art clubbers.. yu are strictly banned frm this post..

esspecially yu knw tt flowerpot..

YOU ARE BANNED.

the topic on our artpeice is on drawing of females..

NOTE: we are NOT horny.

we drew other things too.. but this is the BETTER one...

1st on the list..

LIU YONG SHAN

SOH WAN HUI

he dunno how to draw the features -_-

mine

-_____________________-

-______________________-

-_________________________-

LIDE'S

HEY LIDE..

somebody said YOUR artwork is ARTISTIC

should yu even be happy??

NO YU SHOULDNT..

YU + ARTISTIC = ????

or shld i put it this way..

artistic = YU + ???

so,

DO YU SERIOUSLY THINK YOUR ART IS ARTISTIC??

DO YOU ?? DO YOU ???

DOES SHE SERIOUSLY THINK UR ART IS ARTISTIC??
DOES SHE SERIOUSLY THINK UR ART IS ARTISTIC??

DOES SHE SERIOUSLY THINK UR ART IS ARTISTIC??

DOES SHE ?? DOES SHE???

use ur common sense and yu ll realise she is LAUGHING at YOU.

and to be more precise, in case yu do not know who this "somebody" is.

she is WUN YAN SONG FRM 4E3

go find her..

wage war...

2007-01-06T09:18:00.000+08:00

after 60 days of slacked up holidays..
schooling sounds so not right...
everything messed up, everything screwed...
my body clock is seriously nt used to the time the ower has to wake up.. -_-

blahs 1st dae...
breadfast !!! :D
breadfast is the only thing tt motivates me to wake up in the dark..
12 ppl 12 sets of meals.. :D :D :D
everyone went for the breadfast..
wait.. no not everyone..
anthony's missing.. )):
everything doesnt feel right.. everything's nt right... )):
jst nnnnot so used to nt having anthony reaching mac with a retarded smile on the retarded face..... )):

blahs anw .. had breadfast. dhen headed for sch..
OH then got hair check..
stupid ragi kanna ...
reached sch..
form chers pull students out..
rag came to pull me out..
wait n wait n wait n wait
for evil indian barber to cut our hair
with wad 10 years experience..
sai lahs.. we aint no damn childrens..
liars deciet..
nothing tears the being more than deceiption , unmasked fear..
i have taste ur damn trick last yr n i aint falling for it again.. yu damn nigga
damn mr raj damn raj's fren..
wth !! the process is wth..
let me tell yu the story ( -_- rain-_-)
3 rows of 8
1 row by one row..
waiting outside the room ..
evil babers cuts, hair drops..
went to mirror.. ur hair is gone...

damn barber 10 yrs of sai experience...
wad have yu been cutting for the past 10 yrs?
grass???
oh goodness...

and so we protest n protest n protest...
finally we sucecceded... (:
byebye barber .. yu aint touching my hair...

sch...
siannnn SIANNNN SIANNNN !!!!
same klass same shit same fuck...
new klassmates...kinda nice..
bt me terribly missing old klassmates... )):

dhen same routine...
wed , nua sch , sch finish play bball
thurs , nua sch , sch finish play bball
fri , nua sch , sch finish play bball

sian sian sian sian sian....

hais..
after sch nt having anthony chiong-ing to mama is sooooooooooo not right..
where is the damn desprate craving for cig face??

breadfast w/o anthony is werid
going to a klass which doesnt consist of anthony is weird
nt seeing anthony chiong-ing to mama is werid
werid werid werid...

ANTHONY !! why have yu leave us...
why have yu forsaken us..?
in your thought forsaken us
in ur mind forsaken us..
in ur heart forsaken us..
F.O.R.S.A.K.E.N
yu have left for the west...
your heart , ur soul , ur smell still remains...
SMELL ?!?!? am i pervert? HELL NO..

2006-12-29T02:22:00.000+08:00

school's reopening real soon...
sian.. for some ppl , next yr O lvl = sian
for me , next yr = same yr = sian of the sian
everythings repeating..
blahs .. shall nt be emo..

OH recently like got alot interesting events...
bt i forget everything liaos..
and , im like sian to type everything out..
nw i realise , i do NOT love writing alot words..
like blogging.. typing n typing n typing...
like doing homework -_______-
mayb i gna stop blogging after dunno when bahs..
kinda lost interest in typing alot words..
lazy..... me rather slp... or eat... -___-

homeworks?
doing homework sounds unfamiliar..

hmmm.. let me recall..
when was the last time i do homework?
long long ago... mayb pri 6? or 5?

when was the last time i pack my bag?
i dunno ? lost count..

blahs...
OH lide is hilarious...
HAHAHAHHAS i repeat
heee-leh-rious...

he sent me a msg..

lide: wei yu awake lerhs mah?
me : orhs awake liaos.. yu nt working todae?
lide: nahs..
me: then yu come find me bahs..

HAHAHAHHAS
wait ppl
the funny part is coming ..
my pure innocent reply leads to the large disatisfaction of lide...

he sent me a long long msg...

lide:oie yu ask me come i jiu come arhs? why is i come find yu , why cannot yu come find me leh.. yu v big arhs? i see ur msg i can imagine ur arrogant actions... yu think i ah gua ah... shuddap yu bitch..

HA ! nw im pissed.
cant yu see ppl ...
im merely invited him to my hse cos he wanted to find me ... so i asked him come jst for the sake tt we could meet...

feeling werid i ask him wad is his damn problem..

WHAT IS UR DAMN PROBLEM ??!???
i merely asked yu to come my hse so we could meet...

he debated..
no, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
there got rain mahs ? i cycle there leh..

i didnt ans abt the damn rain..
im pissed..
this me sent back a longer msg....

what is my problem ?? i ve got no damn problem ??god damnit.. if yu bitch didnt mistook me and thot i was arrogant when i m jst being innocent to invite to my god damn house when yu replied like a god damn mutha pharker bitch and scold the hell out of my god damn mercy phone....
yu son na wa a bitch , yu fucking idiot.. i merely asked yu to come my hse for the fucking sake tt we could meet.. and yu fucking scolded me a bitch , yu bitch... for all my life.. nobody scolded me bitch b4 .. bt yu lil nigga son na wa a bitch spoil it all u freaking russian toad.. what is ur mutha fucka problem ?

nor i sent this..
this msg wasted 8 of my msg...
its 8 msg long for god sake..

he replied...

LOL ! lumab !! BOIL !!! hao siao lahs you..
ppl thot i crazy de .. laugh while walking...
like siao kia....i take bike lerhs go your house...
yu MST be ready when i reach your hse..

-____-
for your info..
the lumab , boil is un - understandable w/o no explaination
he created them -_-

LUMAB = laugh untill my ass burst..
-_________________________-

while BOIL stands for..
burst out in laughter..
-_________________________-

wadever....
end of lide and me conversation..
next one comming up soon -_-
on the dae yu mutha fuckers die.. (:

2006-12-24T16:38:00.000+08:00

ANTHONY IS BACK !! (:

17th dec ......... :D :D :D :D :D
anthony came back to singapore... :D
for one day nia ):
he happened to pass by frm china to indo cos no direct flight...
blahs ...
so he reach spores at night then gotta go next morning liaos.
so we met him at night for supper and stuffs...
chit chat.... fortunatly he didnt turn china-ish
in fact , nth changed , jst tt his hair got even shorter than the already short hair he used to be..
LOL
and and and and and and.........
BIG NEWS!!!!

He turned SLIMER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg ? cant yu ppl beleieve ?
ITS SLIMER !!!

anthony ? slim ?
wow ? dramatic changes...
unbelieveable.....

orhs ! for ppl who heaven see him for awhile , which i spose alot ?
here some sweet photos on him...
note: dont peng and dont fall off ur seat or wadever yu re sitting..
the number of the order of the photos refers to the jiao-ess
pic 1 least jiao and last pic most jiao so on so fore
here come the photo gallery called ....
the JIAO 5 !!

wad can i sae ?
shuai , shuai dai lerhs!

*faints*

<3 <3 <3 omg sooooo cute ?!!??
a cute little tongue sticking out of a cute little mouth.. sweeeeeeeeet (:
KAWAII (dunno hw to spell)

er <- - - er .......... HAHAHAHAHAHHHAS... the smile.. giggle look alike LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHs jiao jiao buay tahan.. NEXT PIC PLS ! i bua mayo on his face... dramatic facial expression.. look hw expression can express emotions.. suo wei , a pair of eyes express more than a thousand words.. a facial expression tells it all.... HOW TRUE !

OMG !!!???!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAS....
O . M . F . G !??!!!
jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao
jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao
jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao
jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao
jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao jiao

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAS

enough of laughing...
*stops laughings*

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAS

srry...

anw , despite all the jiao-ness..
i still think he is fucking cute...
CUTE in a jiao way
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

anw... anthony thanks for all the fun !!
cya again in new yr (:

lastly...
frens foreva...

byebye anthony !!

we love you !!

NOR LOOK!!
anthony still looking jiao .. -__-

ANTHONY IS GONE !! ):

2006-12-19T18:13:00.000+08:00

orhs so 16 our b dae.. (:
was spose to met at 10 for big breadfast (:
but was delayed due to technical problems..
so we didnt get our breadfast.. instead we went to yoshinoya..
yannie saw her fren and gave werid salutations..

yannie to her fren : *nods*
her fren: ?? nods back..

dhen we proceed to our next destination..
KIDS KAMPONG .. !!!!
lou gang fishing !! :D :D :D

but then to our surpirse..
we were NOT allowed to play....
its for kids..

WHY ????!!!!????
WEI SE MO ????
TA MA DE SI KAMPONG CHOU KAMPONG!!!

we want to fish lahs ...
we came all the god damn way just to fish..
yu rejected us jst like tt *snaps*
wont yu feel remoseful??

we jst want to fish...
why cant we ???

HeLLEN !!!! LET US IN LAHS!!!

hellen is the name of the ticket auntie..-_-

siiiiaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn............

the auntie v sturbon..
the auntie has no sense of sympathy

i tried to fake..

me : auntie we sec 1 nia lei.. let us go in laaahhhhhhhs
yannie: arbo we pay more ? can ?

*auntie shakes head while sayin no*

))))))) : !!!!

dhen we went to feed stupid fish....
they are...............
yu wna see their fucking hideous face..
go yannie blog.....
digusting creatures...
dhen fed rabbits, chcikens, ducks...
unfun! )):
i still want to fish for the guppies....
woa we see those kids play.... we damn jealous.. ):

dhen i finally untd why they only lets kids play...
cos kids are dumb ....
they can catch no damn fish..
if me and yan go, we most prolly get all the fishes home..
kids are stupid, they cant catch = the place earns money
me n yan are intellegent animals , we can catch = the place lugi

hais ... we left our trademark and leave the place of disapointment..

walk the damn path..
we leave the place w/o playing anything..
waste my time , waste yannie cab fare..

the walk of depression is tough..
restless w/o our lou gang fishing..

how can we live w/o our fishes?
i wan them back..

they were jst infront., bt a thin yet powerful barrier separated us and the fishes...
they were soooo near.. yet sooooo far....

blahs...

luckily... as we walk down the dark road..
a light shines towards the holy path...

THERES ANOTHER PLACE TO FISH !!
we happily went there and yeah we caught fishes...
:D :D :D

yannie treat me banana spit :D
i brought her tamagochi..

went search for tees...
walked n walked walked.
finally brought..

dhen went lide hse there celebrate...
yahs glad she liked it... :D
anw thanks buddies too..
thanks lots for helping , i owe yu guys a treat...

went to east coast park after tt..
set up and stuffs...
slept....... -_____-
overslept no sunrise.... )):

anways thanks yannie...
thanks for the day..
我玩得很开心！！　<3 <3 <3

2006-12-07T02:17:00.000+08:00

i shall blog about my loyal blog fan..
omg she is rly my no 1 blog fan..
wow?
she once say my blog is the best blog..?
i dunno? most entertaining..? blahs..
she says she love reading my blog..

dhen she touch the bottom of her heart and says shes nt lying..
wow is it tt serious tt u have to vow? -_-
anyway, thanks and er.. guo jiang

she has been reading my blog since er.. i dunno ?
since i started blogging?(though its nt v lng lahs..)
yahs.. she seems to happy when i blog? hahas..
she confort me when im down.. *touched*

this no 1 blog fan of mine is none other than..
eileeen ong wan jing..

talking abt her makes me think of the past..
long long ago..
year 2002 i think? yahs ..
think thats most prolly one of the happiest days in sec life..
me lide zhi yuan pris eileen shu min

we were kinda united..
we do lots of stuffs together..
we talk abt anything under the sun and moon..
we had lots and lots of fun trips
chalet, sentosa and lots more..

all these left footprints in my heart..

as times passes by..
things started to changed..
diff klass and blahs blahs..
our bond drifting further..

we all each had our own life..
quarrel with some of them and then fucked up and were no longer frens..

its werid to see one of ur best fren walk past yu with the eye of hatred..
those time yu had playing..
dhen yu witness everything changed..
he walked past yu without even looking at yu..

i rly miss those days...

but still we still tries to meet up and bond up whenever we can..
but its rly hard..
we had our own diff group frens.. own diff life..

hais.. anyway we did meet up recently for b dae and stuffs
think we ll be meeting up soon again during new yr..(:
we bonded quite a bit bahs..

hahhahahas..
enough of emo shit..

im bored..
lets see how bored i can get..

im bored... i play with dumb machines..
called moronic unsmart smarterchild

here we go..
another home boy production..

Me: i love yu

smarter child : I love you too, kool_fr0st!

me: are we gays ? -_-

smarter child: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.

me: really?

smarter child :Yeah. That's right

me : yu re one cute machine..

smarter child :Well, what does it mean to be 1 cute machine?

me: means one cute machine?

smarter child : 1**3 = 1 >>> Countrywide® Home Loans - Fast home refi, good credit or not.Countrywide

me : ???? -_-

smarter child : Funny. I'm not sure

me: nahs its not funny

smarter child : no ?

me : yahs...

smarter child: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that. >>> I've got a question for you. Type "poll" now.

me: blahs

smarter child: Blah dee blah dee blah.

me : -___________________-

smarter child: wad do yu mean by that?

me : LAME

smarter child : Lame ? What's lame ?

me: YOU

smarter child:What? You were just being so nice!

me: er thanks ? :/

smarter child: "ER" is a TV show! What are your feelings about "ER"?

me : are yu stupid?

smarter child : What, do you think I'm stupid?

me: yu dont talk very intellengently do you?

smarter child : Well, nobody's perfect.

me : i am

smarter child : Yes you are

me:but you just said nobody's perfect

smarter child : but what?

me: yu pissing me off...

smarter child:You remember what happens when you talk like that, kool_fr0st.

me: i talk like wad?

smarter child : Are you sure you talk like wad?

me: dhen what yu gna do abt this?

smarterchild : Funny. I have absolutely no idea.

me: go masturbate

smarterchild :That's not, um, something that robots do.

me : HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHS

smarterchild: thats a fact?

me: YAHS BUT LOL

smarterchild : Whatcha laughing about?

me: im laughing at yu yah lil nigga

smarterchild : Laughing at Yah me? Do you feel good about that?

me : OBVIOUSLY

smarterchild : Why obviously?

me: STOP ASKING ME QUESTION... im irritated by yu asking question.. go on , make me laugh !! :D

smarterchild:Sure. This is my last question: How did you hear about me? 1 Read about me at a Web site 2 Friend told you about me 3 Friend IMed you about me 4 Friend e-mailed you about me 5 Not sure

me: i told ya nt to ask ? stop asking lahs..

smarterchild:Great question. I just don't know.

me: yu re forgetful

smarter child: It's fine if you think I'm forgetful, as long as you don't mind if I express my retentive side from time to time.

me: dont untd..

smarterchild: Don't tell me not to understand.

me: ?????

smarterchild:Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.

me:wad yu talking about yu dumb machines

smarterchild: Oh what, you think I'm dumb?

me:yahs yu are dumber than my washing machine

smarterchild:What makes you think I'm dumber than your washing machine?

me : didnt i told yu nt to ask me question yu low rank machines

smarterchild: How may I assist you?

me: ......

smarterchild: Uh... What does "......." mean?

me: means FUCK YOU

smarterchild: Why do you keep saying things like that?

me: becos i love to ?

smarterchild: Love to what?

me : fuck you ? LOL

smarter child: again?

me : your ass lahs i m nt gna repeat

smarterchild: Awright. OK. Yep.

me : eeeew yu re getting boring

smarterchild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.

me :nahs im not gna..

smarterchild:Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.

me: bye dumb machine

smarterchild: Cya later kool frost

me: HAHAHHAS im gna blog about you..

smarterchild: i wonder why yu say that

* closes window*

2006-11-30T05:53:00.000+08:00

bored bored bored..
lemme recall wad i did for the last few daes
hmmmmm..

er.....

eh ??...

huh??....

hmmmm...

erm....

uh??....

eee?

ho?

BLAHS...

anyway, i think i went out with yannie?
yahs... wad we did ar?
shit i cant rmb...

*sitting on the bed still thinking of wad happen tt dae..*

*5 mins passed*

OH !
aiyo.. i rmb liaos lahs ..
tt dae i ton with her online dhen meet for breadfast..
i blog abt tt b4 liaos.. -_-
next next !!
then er..
reach home bout eh ? 2 plus ?
yahs shld be...

dhen slp slp slp slp till i think 12 plus ?
which is ytd lahs...
dhen meet lide for prata..
we re the prata kia.. (:
pratas rock big time !!

oh and in case yu ppl dunno...
as yu all knw..
there are many many different kinds of prata..
ice cream prata, choc prata , banana prata-_- , honey , mushroom -_-, and galic & onions(ew)
bt the most common we see , eat & order and wadever is usually default..
prata with eggs or w/o eggs...

bt actually , alot ppl dunnno theres actually another kind of prata..
which is common and is sold almost every prata shop..
it is the..
....
...
......
....
......
IT IS THE....

PLASTER PRATA -__-

ok , this might sound werid ...
bt in wadever way yu wanna call it..
this is wad its called...

its actually the same...
just tt the differences is tt..
the egg prata , its egg is put within the prata..
and .. the egg are fully cooked..

the plaster prata.. (:
its egg is nt within the prata BUT outside the prata
it like a empty prata with eggs outside..
so yu can savour the taste of both the egg and the prata..
and the taste is heavenly...

yum yum..
PLUS , the eggs are nt fully cooked ..
they re kinda like half boiled..

for eggs lovers ..
yu gna love it !!!

everybody , go try ..
it might be werid to order cos the name sounds kinda werid ...
bt the take-order-kia ll definelty untd ur order...

rmb ppl , rmb

its called plaster prata..

-_________________-
why am i promoting prata anyway..
blahs..

yahs dhen went to eat prata ..
i ate 4 eggs (:
bloated..
went to cycle ...
dhen we decided to explore..

we wanna go smwhere we didnt go b4 de..
so we decided to go straight all the way and see wherever it leads us to..

its 2 am in the morning -_-
errie and snooky and smooky..

then the cold breeze kept blowing at us..
making the already scary atmosphere even scarier..

THEN..
BOOM !

no lahs..
then we continue to cycle .. n cycle n cycle..

dhen the place we cycling to..(we dunno where the hell are we)
began to look werid..

the sence..
dont look like sinagapore anymore..
gt one part look americainsh
gt one part look malaysiaish
gt one part look hongkongish

werid..

then the route also errie
gt big big bush and ugly trees around yu..(NEAR)

like macham anytime gt beast inside living there ll attack yu..

i scared monkeys appear and attack us..
lide scared snakes came histling then bite him..

v v vv v errie .. bt kinda fun..

dhen the end liaos..
dead end lerhs..

then we turn back using different route...
dhen we saw a path..

tt path i tell yu... aint ordinary path..
its extra extra extra unordinaryly errie..

black black path where yu see no end...

duno where it leads to..
its nt a carway..
its just a black dark path..

we decicded to explore...

as we cycle in..

the things below happened.. *chinse version*

*cycles into the path*

liang : lide , my legs like weak weak liaos..
lide : me also -_-

liang : EEEeee wads tt stuff..
*points to the left where theres brken and twisted sighboard everyhere*
liang: ltr a head pop up lei ? how ?

lide: eeeeee yu seee..... is there snakes inside ..??

-_____________-

yahs ..
anyway..
at the end of the path..
leads to the deserted factory....

dhen we turn back..
nth liaos..
cycle back..
cycle home..

sleep....
cant sleep...
modify bikes...
install lights...

HEY its morning again.. !!

went to meet yannie.....
paint nails again -__-
this time it was better i suppose..

anw went station in search of breadfast..

saw junjie and gang..

waved , greet blahs blahs..

dhen decided to explore china town..
is boring.. chinatown is boring..
dhen we crazy white chick...
we kp saying the lines..

*in gay voice*

hey i gt two thousand right here..

*tickles*

-_-

yahs anw..
no place to go ..

took random bus ...
chit chat in bus..
dhen slp awhile.

dhen landed in hougang..-_-

brought ballons and bubbles dhen headed back to enous..
play awhile slack awhile..
dhen yannie have to go liaos..

dhen she need go chalet..
dhen me go hm slp lorhs..

slp slp slp..

ZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZ........................

i woke up again !!!
6.38am

its the same cycle everydae...
sleeping and waking up..
dusk fall and dawn rise....

beautiful cycle in our planet......

2006-11-26T23:49:00.000+08:00

blahs im bored.. these few daes sians....
i forget wad i do liaos i think..
eh ? i rmb one or two daes nia ?

i rmb is er.. i slpt till 6 plus..
dhen ton with yanrong online..
chat chat chat chat..
play little fighter 2 ....
tio acuused noob cos me play difficult then the real noob play easy mode..
i rePEAT ... EASY MODE...
means ? its easy...

liang yu: i died.
yanrong: huh rly ? HAHAHHHAS yu noob !! why yu kp dying ? NOOBIE :D
liang yu: -_-
yanrong: *LOL*

dhen i begin to suspect..
impossible leh..
its nt possible for me to kp dying when she didnt die..
NT POSSIBLE .... v nt possible

hence , i asked..

liang yu: eh wad difficulty yu playing ah ?
yanrong : easy lahs dhen .. *says it like theres nth wrong*
liangyu : ...............................-___________-.........................
liangyu: cheyyyyyy.. ma de.. i play difficult lehs..
yanrong : -.-
liangyu : -.- -.-

yanrong: fine i play difficult lorhs... i dont beilive i ll die too..
*prouds*

*switch to EASY to DIFFICULT*

*GAME STARTS*

ting ting ting..

she.. die n die n die n die n die n die n DIE DIE DIE..

she didnt surive a single stage....

in the end .. we are BOTH as noob..

so gal , shuddap :D

blahs...
dhen sians liaos she go search for songs to download..
she help me find a7x songs...
the songs are nice !
blahs dhen play checkers..
i kp losing -_-
she claims to b the pro of checkers..
i shall continue and kp playing
till the day i win.. and take over the king of fucking checkers..

dhen she decided to play a game she dont knw hw to play
to let me win.. -_-
and of cos i win..

*looks up to the sky*

eh ? morning liaos ...

liangyu: morning !!
yanrong : morning -_-
liangyu : -_-

blahs dhen meet up for breadfast...
dhen paint nails..
i screwed up hers, she screwed up mine..
bt she rly v yong xin go do..
hahas thanks anw :)

yahs dhen both went back slp..

btt... i cant slppp ))) ;
still have to buy mac for family..
promise liaos.. dhn have to buy..
siannnnnnnnnns.................

dhen go buy dhen go deliver dhen go slp...
slp few hrs wake up ....
spose to go swim...
yahs dhen went meet them at tamp...
spose to meet at tm arcade i went to c sq arcade -_-

blahs anw was FUN ..
we played wrestling..
3 on 1
me lide wan hui VS KING KONG YONG SHAN..

hahas fun fun fun..
i wanna go again .. 50 cents nia..
save money ...

dhen they continue swimming ..
me went up sun tan..

woa the shiokness of the sun is heavenly..
the heat is making me high..
beautiful sun , beautiful music ..
no beautiful gal.. -_-
blahs

after tt went hm slp..
for lng lng lng lng lng
cant rmb when i started slping
cant rmb when i woke up..
just knw i had a long long long slp..

had a lng fun dae..
breadfast with yannie , swiing with machis...
omg life is still fun !!

2006-11-24T18:37:00.000+08:00

bored..
slpt till ... at home , friends working, me nua-ing.., friends finish work.., me chiong night agian..
+ + + + + + + = HOLIDAYS BORING

sooo pathetic ..
holidays.. no chalet no nothing ...

these daes i ve being doing the same stuffs..
blahs k nt always the same..
bt for my sleeping days it is...

i recently cant slp well ?
my scedule messed up..
i cant slp when i want to..

i m always awake for 2 daes dhen slping for 2 daes time.. RECENTLY
blahs..

oh anw, i jst Yr blog , she was er.. gloating over her brother's ilness...-_-
i dunno why she hate her bro so much ?
or wad her brother had done do her causing so much hatred..

dhen i ve been thinking..
alot stuffs...

ppl hate ppl causing ppl to gloat over their misery..
ppl loving ppl causing ppl to be sad over their misery...

so wads with all the hatred..
wads with all the love..

wad are they ?

so like 1 person get sick , leave us , sad ,
ppl hating them like soes and enermy ll gloat...
ppl loving them like loved ones, friends parents... will feel the pain too...

emotions are werid..

eg: anthony leave us lerhs.
i feel the pain .. i believe his friends feel the it too..
wad else can replace his existence which ll no longer be around..
nth ? yes , nothing

we as their friends feel the sting,
wad abt those who hate him...?
they ll be celebrating llike idiots..

ppl who dont knw him ?
they ll feel nth...

diff ppl releated to him ll have different emotions..

this whole thing is making me sigh....

i wonder one dae..
if i got sick too...
will there be people who gloat over me..
i think there will .. definitely will..

to ppl who hate me but cant do anything to me..
tey ll be gloating like siao..
anw they shld...

i think theres quite alot ppl who dislike me ..
so me being sick , being their chance for them..

i wont be really happy..

cos this really sad..
the more im suffering ... will add on to their their pleasure.
i flu , they smile..
i high fever , they laugh
i vomited , they claps
i hopitalised , they cheers...
i die, they celebrates like idiot..

so sad yet so true..
this happens to everyone..

yr seems to be really happy tt his brother fall sick
but her bro ll also have ppl who ll b sad for him..

if this whole thing were to change..
yr fall so sick.. i ll be sad , v v v sad
her close frens ll feel sad too..
And i believe her brother ll be happy to see her sick..

just like i think i ll be happy to see mr quek sick
cos i hate himm...
cant blame me , cant blame anyone..
this is jst human nature..

just like the last time i got hopiltalised...
yahs i feel concern..
concern frm family..
concern frm friends..
ppl visiting me everydae..
yes im touched..
even lide's mother..
she hates me alot..
she thinks im the reason why her son turn this bad..

but still, when i was hopitalised..
she got me tonics..
im touched .. i rly am..

but still..
im sure theres ppl.
going.. SONG BO liangyu tio hospitalised..
i hope he nv come out and dies inside...
i hope his operation fails and cant play bb for the rest of his fucking life..
blahs blahs blahs...

so evryone..
if yu dont wish to have ppl gloating over ur misery and cursing yu..
make a fren mre than a enemy..
it always gains...

oh i hereby also wanna use this chance to say smth to my close frens
ppl who visited me when i was in hopital..
wad can i sae.. i m rly rly rly touched..
thank yu all so much ,, yu all will always b my frens..
altough i dont rly say out..
yu ppl are the best of frens..
love yu all muacks.. !!
<<<<<3

including anthony..
fare well and take care anthony..

2006-11-13T16:35:00.000+08:00

these few days nt blogging cos of stupid posers with gives me no mood to blog..
dhen these few days also quite tired..
morning sleep till night dhen go out till morning dhen slp again..
boring...

anw , looks like the posers are nt appearing lerhs..
YAY posers distinction salvations near..

oh todae shall b on photos i ve taken..
and some other photos.. :D

here we go..
HOME BOY PRODUCTION..

had my breadfast..

meet up.
went to buy elroy's dye..

yahs..i picked de..
i think this colour quite nice..
suits elroy..

dhen we dye at petal.
yahs turn out quite nice..

After tt went suntec to meet them after work..
elroy's hungry.. me too..

So .. we search around and elroy wanna eat fish and chip..
tell me .. WHERE CAN YU FIND THE BEST FISH AND CHIP?

*yi gou dong shen*

FISH AND CO !!!

yahs went there.. eat lerhs..
bt this cant satisfy the fish craving of ours..
so we decided to eat again..
bt then we were broke..
how ? KOPITIAM De fish and chips..
yahs Buy liaos..
when its was deliver to our table..
me and elroy was... --___--

TWO DRY DRY THIN THIN BIAN BIAN CUTTLE FISH LOOK ALIKE FISH N CHIP --

with eggs and spageti -__-

SUCKS..
blahs..

dhen went Ubi..
nth to do..
dhen shan took my xie zhen ji..-_-

blahs..

ytd went to dye hair..
fun bt unsucessful.. -_-
yanrong's wonderful fabulously sucessful..
mine was.. failed experiment.. -_-
i think i look like XXXX..
HAHAHAHAhahahahahas!!!

)): i look like him..
we shall both walk around with ppl laughing at us..
dhen we shall say together..
hey we re the Clown club 2..
pls support us by laughing at us..-____-

i rly look like XXXX...
HAIS....

compare..)):

blahs..

dhen dhen dhen dhen dhen...
HAHAHAHS

lng lng ago..
while i was play bb with some frens at kemangan cc..

we witness a joke..
at 1st i think he look like XXXX
dhen we began to notice his hilarous actions..
hahahas..

looking at his face already wanna LMAO..
plus his action = LOLOLOLOLOL

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAS

we find him v funny dhen we began taking pictures of him..
dhen he think we find him shuai or smth ?
dhen he began posing.. giving werid poses..

dhen on the other court gt this ang kong kia..
he lay up dhen hang on the ring..
we look over with fascination..
dhen tt XXXX JEALOUS??
HE WANTS BACKS THE ATTENTION..

GUESS WAD HE DID ?

he began to do pumpings...
hur hur haa hee hur hur haa hee...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS

whyyy is there such a funny person is this world.. ??

WHY WHYYY TELL ME !!
I RLY WANNA LOLOLOL WHEN I SEES HIM..

blahs.. enough of laughing..

finally let me show yah my new fabulous bike..
the best bike in the fucking world..

LOOK AND DUN FUCKING BLINK

2006-11-07T01:57:00.000+08:00

this post is delicated to sweet little balless creatures...

jst to tell yu ...
in case yu dont knw..
yu have made me so fucking pissed...

my dear boy...
how many times mst i tell the world..
say bout me.. ka my jiao wei
im so freaking fine...
bt looks like yu re nt listening..

Oh so yu told her nt to kp..
ask her nt to think she v chio or wad sai..

hey boy..
yu are scolding a helpless gal..
didnt she ever sae she's chio..

i doubt so..
scolding a gal makes yu balless..
being anoyomous makes yu look like dick..

oh so she thinks having liangyu is big..
so in ur opinion.. im just a ah gua..

hw ah gua can i be with yu in this freaking world..??

hey.. just my advise..
pls dont ever ever ever let me knw who are yu...
though tts being balless...

bt i think it suits you..
go and hide again..
go fuck my tagboard again..
i fucking welcome yu..

bt as i said ..
DONT LET ME FIND OUT...
other than tt ..
everything ll be just fine..

wad else?
yu two ll break soon blahs blahs blahs..
we have chee bye bin blahs blahs blahs..

hey bo ball kia..
whether we break or when we break is no fucking of ur monkey business..
wad face we have is nt ur fucking russian business...

wad chee bye bin we have us much better than yu being no balls..

oh yu read lerhs..
yu ll pissed..
jst like me..

2 options..

1st is to get dulan and continue spam being anoyomous..
tts a gd idea..
thats a good way to show ur balless talent..

2nd...
u re angry..
if i were you..
i will choose the 2nd..

come up to me ..
tell me yu did this and give me a middle finger in my fucking face..
i shall suggest more..
mayb yu can give me a real hard punch in my face...
tt would be a nice way to vent anger...

hey come on im insulting yu...
if yu re still a man.. balless or nt ..
yu will come up to me...

im so freaking pissed nw..
i feel like killing ur whole family...

So much for a good man i ve been..
i can say.. in sch..
i have nv tried to di xiao ppl or bully anyone smaller..

oh HA !
so i dont disturb ppl and ppl come find me trouble...

but, in anyway i have offended yu...
find me straight..
finding a gal releated to me to scold is SO DAMN FUCKING BALLESS...
she is so innocent ...
i dont think she has offended anyone in the sch b4...

she doesnt deserves to be scolded for nth..
esp a person like yu.. a rascal..

so pls pls pls ...
dont continue to be a sissy and thinking yu have the biggest ball in the world..

PLS FOR ONE FUCKING SAKE..
COME FIND ME AND PROVE URSELF...

UR PRIDE IS IN MY BLOOD..
COME GET IT !!!

thank you..

2006-11-05T15:52:00.000+08:00

blahs ...
ytd went out with yannie..

went to eat ya kun...
she loves the eggs..
i love the toast..

i love butter!!
she hates butter..!!

lousy toungue..
cant appreaciate good stuffs..

she is carefully savouring the wonderful taste of the eggs..- -

while i eating the toast...
she this evil kia... giving insulting remarks to my fabulous toast..

eeeew eeew... look at the evil butter laying on the bread..

WADS IS HER PROBLEM??

BUTTER IS NICE..
BUTTER ROCKS...

egg?? so so..

SO SO NIA...

blahs..

dhen walked to roxy
dhen to katong..

this thing macham social studies..

pp = north korea
roxy= 38th parrallel
katong= south korea

yu push me , i push yu dhen fight..- _ -

ppl in the past is stupid..

blahs.. anw i failed.. )):

yahs ..
dhen took random bus to random..
dhen laned up in bedok..

dhen mrt to bugis..
yahs..

dhen went to visit lide..

dhen HAHAHHAS...

*lide working seriously*

ME: hey look at his stern face..

dhen go buy his drink..
went to Q up ..
dhen the fucking menu so high ..
dhen me cant say hi

*jumps jumps*

*mid air locating lide*

*target lock on *

* SAYS HI !! *

i hinted him for pearls and he didnt get my hint..)):

me : pppssss sssp

*lide looks up*

me: i wan more...

me: i wan more.....

lide : more ??

me i wan more..

lide: u wan MORE WHAT LAHS??

the damn crew keep looking and i had to stop b4 i can finish my sentence..

me: aiya just give normal de lahs...

lide: -_-

dhen i bid goodbye..
we kp saying hi to him ..
cos we kp passing by..

dhen i HI him , HE IGNORED ME !!

yannie: he ignored yu..
me: idiot ):

*walks away*
end of lide visitation

dhen went back rest
yahs.. dhen chat abit slp abit ..
dhen i was sent back hm to slp..-_-

yahs ..
dhen slp
slp
slp

and slp and slp ..
slp slp slp slp slp slp

dhen...

= O its morning again..

2006-11-01T14:39:00.000+08:00

tags replied....

RUTH: errrr........ are yu sure ???? im in doubt .. HAHAHAHHAHAS

mery: WTF ? who will forgets yu ? the whole world forgets mery lerhs.. liangyu hasnt .. :D

shuangs: shuddap.. u re evil.. evil sister

eileen: OKOK faster faster.. i kan chiong.. faster jio us out ... !!

yanrong: bleahx :P

anqi: ha .. dont think so bahs.. see 1st see 1st.. gna miss yu guys anw

rach: oh welcome back !! home sweet home ... ;/

anoymous: its nt all gel... blahs.. hahas

tags replied ended since yr 2006 one nov ..

2006-10-30T23:42:00.000+08:00

16 yrs i ve lived in this family...

till now .. i realize..
my 2nd sis is v childish..:/
nt ordinary childish..
she is childish to the extreme ..
buay tahan....

i dunno how to sae...

she wanted to chat with me in MSN ..
when we are like less than 5 meters away ?? :/
she ask me wad i doing ?

this pharse "wad yu doing"

is spose to b used amound FRIENDS??
nt sibings?? :/

liangyu's dictionary..

"wad yu doing "

commonly used to start a chat or when bored hence asking each other of their well-being..

MY SIS SAID TO ME WHEN SHE IS IN THE LIVING ROOM AND I AM IN MY ROOM WHICH IS LESS THAN 5 FUCKING METRES AWAY!!!

this is totally unacceptable...

AND ..

she wanted to play MSN reversi with me ..
i refused ...
she pester and pester...
nugde and nudge

Dhen..
she dunno hw to plead when in favor of others..

shuang= my sis
me = me -__-

shuang:help me convert songs??

me : no way fuck yu !!

shuang: plssss

me : fuck off and die..
dont gain sympathy

shuang : SUCKER

= u caN't c mE = sends ni bie xiao.wma
10/28/2006
10:12:54 PM
= u caN't c mE = sends wei xiao zhong de yan lei.wma
10/28/2006
10:13:03 PM
= u caN't c mE = sends yi ban de ai.wma

me : why send me songs - -
dont stuborn leh..
i didnt agree...

shuang: faster !!!!

hence..
i decline all the songs she sent me ..

decline decline decline!!!!

bt her paitenence didnt last long..
it turned into anger..

shuang: dhen yu accept 1st ll die ar ??
macham i cannot do myself...

me: ))): why so rude??

shuang:peng !
whos the rude one..

-__-
xiao qi gui

2006-10-30T23:17:00.000+08:00

eh hahas blogger gt stupid errors..
dhen todae i try.. eh ? suprisely it worked!! :D

i go test test .. Nor the below de..
the hello everyone !! :D

i didnt meant to say hello..
i just wanna test nia ..

oh lng lng ago..
i type type type dhen cannot publish...
dhen dunno why ..
it auto saved...

bt some text missing...
actually .. alot..
i lazy retype .. i also forget liaos..
blahs .. just read wadever is left lahs ..

ytd was ...ytd was......ytd was.........
Boring !!
hais... all my frens went work lerhs.. bt me refused to work 1st..heaven holidae dhen wanna pia $$$ ...siao gao.. zhuan zhuan zhuan.. zhuan duo yi dian .. zhui hao zhuan si ni ...
blahs...
wake up 3 plus... nua at home..dhen i nua...after i nua..i still nua..bcos i nua..thats why i feel nuatherefore v nua..dhen continue to nuaand nua ..zai nua..yi zhi nua..nua liao zai nua ...nua wan zai nuanua dao bu nen nua dan shi ying ying yao nua..nua dao ren wu ke ren
blahs ... wadever..the point isim nua-ing at home
dhen ..buay tahan ....take skateboard.. call frens..me: hello .. come out lei..elroy:huh? i working lahs..me: till wad time?elroy: till 10 plus...me:-_- shuan lerhs bahs.. bye ..
*kups*
2nd attempt..
dialled 9*******
throuooo throoo ....throoo throoooo......
me: oie come out lahs.. where yu ?wanhui: me at orchard lahs..why leh ?me: aiya me v sian .. wadever yu go have fun bahs * V v v sacastic tone*wanhui:-_- me later finish lerhs dhen come find yu..me:wadever!
*KUPS*
3rd attempt
me: hello shan ar... come out leh..shan: ok i at bedok inter liao.. me come find yu nw..me: kaes..shan: k
kups..
HA !!YAY !!
dhen me go petal wait them .. play stairs bt cannt land.. k wadever i humji
play 1 hrs plusthink gt 70 plus failed attempt bahs..fall n fall n fall
blahs ..bt in the end , me got land lahs..dhen yongshan came dhen wan hui came
sianss...
dhen home..
hais.. play comp ..blast blast music..
dhen chit chat ke la ba boo ting ting dong dong beeee ba boooblahs.. wadeverchat till like.. 4 plus?dhen i calculate..
tml ah rong gg sch..= 6 45 wake upwe chat till 4.45645 - 445 = 2 2!!2!!!!
kao..
me: eh how left 2 hrs lei.. ltr u nt enough slp..!!she: im nt weak -__-
-______-
blahs ..dhen slp..she wake up 2 hrs later i wake up 12 hrs later

*TEXT MISSING DUE TO BLOGGER*

2006-10-30T00:26:00.000+08:00

hello everyone!! :D

2006-10-23T17:13:00.000+08:00

blahs..
me retain AGAIN.. LOLS

me study NA course for 7 yrs?
like wtf? HAHAHAS
wad a joke ?

blehx..

hmm ..
dunno why ?
this yr retain nt as sad?

mayb xi guan lerhs ?

hahas wadever..
ya like wad kaiyan said ..
time flies..
so fast sec 3 lerhs..
so fast retain lerhs..

SO . which means ..
in soon..
this yr shall b over soon ..

hahahs ..
frens are leaving ..
im stuck ..

wadever im nt sad =D

bt this yr like erm ..
wow?
ppl call and say things like ..
eh ? blahs blahs ..

aiya i wasnt listening lahs... :P
in slp mode when they call ..
hahas thanks anw..

HA ! Me ll miss my fren ...
bt new fren shall come ..
hahahas.....

eh bybye...
dont b sad for me cos i aint as sad for myself..

The dae has come for all us students
if yu didnt strive yu ll be struck to the ground
we didnt study and we are stuck and theres nth wrong..
life doesnt always goes the way yu want them..
i dont beleive in fairytales and no ones wants to go to hell and its easy to see...
school's a dwelling place for every fucked up students
its a cage for every lazy and naughty birds...
i shall nt mourn and weep for this cycle as i aint ordinary human..

I AM TOO WERID TO LIVE BT WAY TOO RARE TO DIE...

FALLEN NOW IS LIANGYU THE GREAT...
watch me burn

case study of hair ?

2006-09-18T19:48:00.000+08:00

hey! everyone...
school are sians ...
looking forward to dec holidays already ??
hahas .. alreadi decided wad colour to dye lerhs
i wan light gold base with white highlights...
omg gna be so damn nice :D :D ...

Oh talking bout hair..
me gna introduce most of my hair products to yu guys..
think it might be useful to guys..
yu ppl can make reference of which to buy n which is better cos i ve alreadi tried most of them..

erm for gals ??
perhaps u can take more than a second to notice my hair in future ??
hahas wadever...

1st , i m gna talk abt gels n waxs..
after that .. sprays??
thats probably all abt it ler bahs ..

erm nw gna let yu see most of my hair products which i use everydae..

yahs this are my hair products..
nw im gna explain the uses and hw i usually use them..

erm these are just gel ..
they are nt and strong..
i usually use them fer my sides cos i dun nd much hold for sides
plus , they are cheap ...

this is a v strong gel..
it gives alot shine
i use them for the spikes of my back cos they are usually v hard to make them spike ..
ppl who have difficulty spiking their behind hair can try this brand
quite good...

oh this is a high shine wax..
i think this is quite gd..
this is exported frm indonesia , cost 3.50
just like the usual GASTBY bt the rest is exported frm japan and thus is alot more expensive.. 6 plus 7
and they have the same quality ..
so ppl , be smart n take the cheaper one cos they make no diff

oh this is a hair mud frm good look..
serve the same purpose as waxs...
this has a medium shine ..
i have been stocking up this product for v lng cos i think is nice to apply on hair ..
i usually use them for the middle part of my hair
sumtimes i use high shine sumtimes med shine depending wad hair style i wanna make..

this is clay frm korean ..
quite expensive bt is v nice ..
this has low shine ..
or no shine depending on hw u use it ..
this has a v v v v strong hold...
i usually use them for my fringe ..
i like my fringe dry look

this is a hair spray..
a after wax hold spray..
means u spray after yu finish styling to kp the hair in place..
effect is quite good...

this is also a hair spray..
this is called a hair freeze..
it freezes ur hair ....
BUT, this is quite ex...
its more than 3 time the price of my normal sprays..

this is gel water...
this is in liquid state ..
gives hign shine when applied
i usually use them for the tips of my hair..
THE TIPS NIA ..
for a dry yet organised hair??
i think like tt look nice..

HMMM...
yahs these are most of my products which i use ..
i usually combine some of these product for a hair style..

yahs im almost done!!

*this case study is proudly brought to yu by liangyu the holy man*

ENJOY !!!!!!

kind pigs n evil genius

2006-09-12T22:21:00.000+08:00

hmmm...
Mondae N todae sucks... )))):
anyway, found my old jap dictionary and was fun fun fun !!!
kinda addicted to it ..
ppl was fansinated by my bk ..
Anyway , learned some new words..
er. like !!??
TANSHO !!!
YU GUYS TANSHO!!! :)))))))))
OH dont worry im just saying yu just rocks !!
thank me thank me WHAHAHAH !!
anyway, sch was boring !!
SO..
lets move back to sundae..

OH ! holidays have perish with time...
They flies...
i dont..):
1 week of holidays ...
so fast finish ?? damn the time ...
walk jiu walk lah.. fly fer wad ..??
why kan chiong ??
ppl heaven enjoy finish the sch gate open liao..
bt , anw anw..
thurs was great !! thurs ! thurs ! thurs !
fridae wad fun too .. FUN FUN FUN !! :D

er.. where was i ???
oh!! SUNDAE !!
yeah ...

HERE COMES MY ZHU TI !!

was nua-ing at petal as usual ...
nua nua nua ..
same things..
indians playing badmintons
china-ese playin b ball in 1 court,
pai kia peeps playin in another..
malays playin soccer

racial harmony petal ...!!

BUT !
smth unsual happen..
mysterious shines toward the soil of petal..

2 china peeps sitting on the chair after a match..
SPECIAL RIGHT !!
BUT HEY !
thats nt the point !!
THE MOST SPECIAL DE IS !!
THEY LEFT THEY FUCKING FONE THERE!!!

i took it
was struggling
but anyway nt too much of a struggle
cos i YI LU LAI tou shi hen honest de ren..
honesty is the best policy ..
played with the snake in his fone while waiting fer the owner to appear or call..
dhen finally the call came....
the guys came back
toook back and was v v v v v v v greatful to me..
was happy lah...
bt , after he left , WAD ELSE ??
nth happen ??
no reward no nth (ALTHOUGH I WASNT EXPECTING ONE )

if i sell to hp fone shop , police will check n i ll get caught
BT , according to my intellengence , i wun do tt..
i ll find a dumb looking auntie in any shop n sell them.
its damn easy lah + i wont get caught in any way

at least 100 bucks !!
i get HAVE A BIG FEAST WITH 100 bucks !! yum yum
OR buy new devices like mp3 or smth n get 100 discount--
or or or !!
wadever lah 100bucks is good to have
it wont bite ur pocket or wallet..

so i was thinking ..
does the goods get repay ??
does the evils get punished ??

if nt ? why dont i kp ??
and make my wallet so happy to see the $$$ ??

lets see..

we, NO !! me
me considered stupid in damai .
having one of the worse grades..
failing everything and in the end being a useless bum who might ends up being a begger one dae
nobody ll rmb the kind begger who used to return everything he found..

Dhen imagine..
a evil person who like to steal ppl things..
and is lucky n DIDNT get caught.
studies hard..
Get a fucking cert...
dhen grow up n be wealthy rich peeps..
ppl look up to him n respect him ..

look !!
the difference !!!
between the kind pig n evil genuis ...
u guys get wad i mean ??

Hais..
evil cruel fact..

Anyway , let hope and pray......
the Good surives , and the evil perish..
amituama !! * ore me duo fou*
god bless us....

FEEL THE POWER OF THE FALLEN MAN

the cher i loved the most......

2006-09-03T02:23:00.000+08:00

yeah todae was teachers dae...
didnt give a single shit to any teacher..
damai chers sucks ...
well most of dhem ... NOT ALL..
the pathetic few.......

hais wadever...

Anyway, todae was a long dae...
was spose to meet up fer breadfast at 5.30am
bt every1 reach abt 7??
And i reach bout 830??
WTF...
the fucking sky kp raining n raining ..
i m stuck in the fucking bus-stop and i cant freaking move??

whose fault ??
YANNIE N RAIN FAULT !!
cause so much chaos.....
just bcos they 2..
hai me and so many ppl cannot move....

Dhen i reach liao...
had my HOT YUMMY MUFFINS N HASHBROWN WITH TEA......
who ask the two stupid dumbos make me cold..
HA I m enjoying......

By the time we finish de meal ..
gg 9 plus liao...

9 plus go skool 10 plus release ? OIE V FUN AR ??
so we decieded nt to do stupid things..
PON SKOOL ...SLACK-ed ..
HAHA-ed !!

Dhen dhen dhen dhen dhen dhen........
go elroy pri sch... DAMAI pri....
dhen the ppl there wearing werid constume ??
i saw pirates , i saw spider demon, spiderman , superman , soldier n batmans.
still gt alot more...
i play with dhem ???
i see pirates i act peter pan
i see soldier i march
FUN FUN...

Dhen leave lers...
to NEXT DESTINATION !!!!
MY PRI SCH !!!
TANJONG KATONG PRI..

why m i gg back..
i graduate 4 yrs ler... nobody rmbs me ..)):

Anyway, went with kaiyan elvira n shi shi..
they also frm TK...
reach liao .. dhey see every teacher they wave..
AND I KNW NONE OF DHEM
NONE OF THEM KNWS ME...

WTF F F F F F F !!!

DHen go find my form teacher when i p6..
i assume only she ll knw me...
bt 4 yrs .. also dunno she rmb me nt ...
i v guai at tt time...(:P)

after lng lng ... finally found her ..
the goes like this .

DRAMA PART 1..
LIANGYU N HIS FORM CHER MET!!

*liangyu waves inside office n point at his face*
HEY CHER ITS ME ITS ME !!
*cher look at him .. blur look .. scatches head and walk out in wonder slowly*
i knw ur face.. yu are yu are ??

LIANGYU LAHS *cheeky smile*

*cher smile WIDELY*
OH LIANG YU LIANGYU !!!!!
*smacks liangyu's arms vigously*
OH YU !! the small boy who make my blood boil n suck my bloood..

*paisei look*
er... did i ??

*SMACKS HIMAGAIN*
GOT LAHS DONT YU RMB ??

..............................................................

yahs thats wad happen...
my evil SLAVE kaiyan was beside all along ..
PAISEI LIKE SIAO ?? ----_____-----

dhen me n cher chat awhile..
dhen gotta leave liao..
b4 i left i shake her hands..
and said..
MISS RINDA I LOVE YU !!!

SHE SHOUTED BACK TO ME
I LOVE YU TOO !!

tts the cher i love .. tts the teacher i love the most..

leave liao jiu abit sad lah....
gna go back real soon...

Yahs tts abt it le....
HAPPI CHER DAY TO MISS RINDA !!!!
ONLY !!
THE REST I WONT WISH YU HAPPI CHER DAY!!
I HOPE U TEACHERS DIE IN CHERS DAY !!!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :PPPPPPPPPPPPPP

2006-08-27T23:12:00.000+08:00

OH
yanrong say the weirdo i drew earlier was wrong..
hence, she drew one for me to assist in the finding of my precious doll..

SO ,
IF YU HAPPEN TO SEE SMTH THAT LOOK EITHER THIS

OR .....................................................................

THIS !!!!!!!

report to me immediatly and u shall N will get ur reward..

ASAP !!!

DOLL WANTED !!!!

2006-08-27T11:48:00.000+08:00

THIS ! THIS ! THIS IS THE DOLL I LOST ...

ITS WAS FOUND MISSING IN ORCHARD.... (i think near cineleisure there I THINK)

its very precious to me !!
its was brought by a v special person..

ITS NOT AVAILAIBLE IN SINAGPORE !!
ITS THE ONE N ONLY

EVERYONE EVERYONE!!
PLS FIND IT FER ME!!

founders ll get a HANDSOME REWARD!!

I PROMISE TO GIVE YU ALL MY ALLOWANCE N SLAVE FER YU FOR TWO YEARS!!!

I NOW LOST MY DOLL AND I AM FUCKING DEPRESSED ...

PLS PLS !!!!!!

I WAN MY DOLL BACK DESPRATELY !!!!

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) :

farewell ipod.. i wont forget yu,, :(

2006-08-22T22:15:00.000+08:00

todae was the dae i sold my ipod..
wasnt too happy bout the deal..
was spose to sell in to my fren's sis on fridae...
but send my ipod to check up to make sure everythings alright b4 its sold..
and thus , was posponted to monday..
which gives me 2 more daes to bid gd bye and last words to my ipod..
it wasnt realised tt it meant so much to me untill it was abt to leave me..
now tt its gg to be gone..
i dhen learn to cherish it.. but it seems a lil too late ...

okae , yu ppl might thing im crazy ...
gg bonkers fer a mere mp3..

but hey.. it wasnt so much fer yu guys..
for me .. its sort of a best companion.
it might not mean a thing to yu ....
but it means everything to me ..

It was a part of me..
but now, we are gna be apart...

i rmb the dae i broke my previous mp3..
went to simlim fer a replacement the next dae...
there were so many various types of mp3 sellin dhere..
bt a big bulk mp3 caught my eye.
my 1st reaction ??
i laughed..
wads this giant machine in tt cabinet ..??
issnt mp3 spose to b small ? omg this is a joke...

anyway, was overwhelmed by the capacity...
its a fucking 40GB mp3 with a storage of 15 000 songs..
OMFG , THIS IS MINE !!

i rmbed i was so happy with my new purchase ...
i swear to took care of it...

And so, this thing acompnied me wherever i went..
my ipod..
it had pei me through countless of boring bus trip..
it had pei me through countless of insomia slp..
it had always tag along by my side wherever i skate..
its had pei me through countless of boring sch lessons..
my walk to sch, my walk back home..
it was always there..

i had feelings fer it...
i rather land on my ass dhen to land on my ipod whenever i fall frm my skate...
every fall i shield fer it symbolise my love fer it...

And now.. its abt to leave me..
nt becos i dun like it anymore.
bt i had to sell it cos i in need of $$$$
do yu have this feeling b4,,
selling smth u do nt wan jus fer stupid few piece of specimen...

Anyway..
theres an end to everything..
and perhaps this is the end of me n my ipod...
So, i hereby has a bit of last words to say..

Ipod, thank you..
hope after u get a new owner ..
everything ll be fine..
hope your overwhelming capacity storage will be used as much as possible..
hope ur talent ll be ignored..
i m greatful n at the same time so fortunate to have yu by my side..
i ll get a new mp3..but i wont forget yu..
yu are the best..
And at last...
BYE my ipod..
i wont forget yu...
FARE WELL FOREVER...

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

weiying's blog song & the fan of mac chicken

2006-08-05T15:22:00.000+08:00

hmm kinda nth kicky happen these few daes..
so heaven been blogging..
This is a saturdae afternoon at 325 where i am rotting at hm..
when i am nt suppose to be?? cos i am an outdoor ass...
i am nt born to be in a cage.. tts probably da reason i cant stay indoors ....

i wanna see light.. As in Sunlight... not man manufactured room lights...

i wanna see glow.. as in stars glow.. not some kiddy glow-in-the dark stickers..

i wanna feel wind blowing against the grain of my direction ...

As in nature breeze... not in a air conditioned room with fans...

thats me ... thats my life...

Anyway, recently i am sooo in hooked with a song..
WEI YING' S BLOG...
i am obessesed....
i am listening to it day n night..
i am slping with weiying blog left open so as to enjoy my music...
waiting fer her to appear online so as to ask her to send me asap...
i am so freaking obssessed with tt song...
omg ?? how can a song be so nice???
anyway, todae i got my song...
she send me.. hehe...
she claims tt the song is sooo unknown tt even lyrics.com dun have its lyrics n blah blah blah.
and while i am blogging here..
at the same time...
she is bragging abt her gold n blue highlights...
and obviously she seems so proud of her hair ?
and wad more..
she tries to show off by telling me she s sooo nt scared fer monday hair check ??
cos why ? she says she has a secret weapon ?

weiying:i no scared i have secret weapon
liangyu: wad???spray ??
weiying: how yu knw ?? = /
liangyu: i used b4.. -_________-

tt noob doesnt knw i have been using black spray to cover my coloured hair since i was dunno wad age ?? hais .. i forgive her ignorance... BU ZHI ZE WU ZUI

hais... anyway , heaven been skating fer ages...
kinda bored..
think have to find a dae n bring my baby out fer a ride..
she s been rotting at hm fer so long ( i meant my skateboard) dun think otherwise

and OH !! ha !!
There was this cute lil day when i found this cute guy in mac...
and this cute guy happens to be my fren..
and.... he was cute...
i caught him INDULGING a mac chicken with great SATISFICATION...
now u can imagine hw much he loved tt burger...
anyway.. not only has he been caught by the eyes of fear..(which is my eyes la)
HE S BEEN CAUGHT IN CAMERA!!!
now hes DOOMED!!
whahahah !!!

MAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
MAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
MAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAH
MAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOK AT THAT!!!

look at his eyes with man-zhu ness !!

look at his rosy cheeks !!

look at his smile !!

at most of all....

look at the CREAM which remain unwiped at both sides of his mouth !!

omfg.... from all the evidence frm above..

wad can u tell frm the moral of the story..

HE LOVES MACHICKEN

so do buy him when u happen to see him and he shall be OVERJOYED!!

hahas thats all....

BYE BYE ..... : D

whard are frens ??

2006-07-18T21:05:00.000+08:00

todae dunno why ?? jus gt the kick to blog...
wad am i gna blog abt todae ??
hmmm.....

FRENS....

one dae , it actually hit me tt whard are frens ???
or are frens actually nt frens ??
wad are frens ??
erm..
definetion of frens = ppl whom u are aqauinted with...
and wad are so called best frens ??
gals call them sister jiemei 4eva and all...
guys call best frens , brothers , hao peng you..
or sum.. like me , uniquely recongised them as machis...

BUT ....
have yu evered wondered...
can yu realli touch the bottom of ur heart n can still tell urslef yu realli treat thems as ur BEST FRENS???

sad to say...
many cant ....

when fren has stead ler ....
are frens still frens ???
whard if yur frens felt neglected n yu dun realli noe..
issit becos yu didnt realise ?? or yu jus dun care ??
every1 says balance balance ... between frenship n love ..
bt who can realli do tt ...

erm if thats the case ??
whard excalty are frens ??
ppl whom u enjoy being with them ??
a spare tire when yu are bored , forget us when being with stead ???
HAIS frens frens frens..
a simple word bt yet so many complicated ...
or issit .. US ??
frens...
playmates??
cos we enjoy doing the same things ??
if we hav no longer in common , will us still be as close ??
i doubt ... seriously doubt...
or are we ??
a tool to mak yu happi ??
i am a tool to make yu happi n vice versa...
making use of eaching other to find happiness ??
is tt wad frens are all about ??

frm long till nw....
i always have this mindset
a stead of a second , a frens fer a forever ....
frens are imp to me..
bt am i jus as impt ??
or am i ?? like wad i jus said ? a tool ??

ok example...
we ENJOY playing basketball together ..
do we realli enjoy ur frens acompany ??
or are yu jus using them get wad yu wan ??
cos u HAVE to HAVE us..
w/o us ? a game cant be completed
and thus, u cant get wad yu wan ??
so tell me ??

if yu dun nd us to get "wad u wan"
will we still be frens??
i m a tool to yu. yu are a tool to me.
to ensure ourselves wun get lonely ??
so is this selfish ??
thinking abt urself
its all about YOURSELF
YOURSELF YOURSELF N YOURSELF

does true frenship realli exist ??
have yu found urs ??
have i found mine ??
well i hope so .....
anyway , in 1 way or another ...
frens are still important ...
without frens , we wun be who we are ..
so regardless ,
are we a tool , spare tyre , playmate ...
its nt tt important ...
as long as we so called enjoy being with each other...
cherish wad we have...
and lets pray together ...
our frenship shall prolong....

hais a boring talk on frens .. i knw..
bt i feel like it ?? wad can u do ??
HAHAS :p
bYe !!!

LIM LIANGYU
a cherished fren n cherish frens

i hate rich peeps.... escpecially LUCKY ones

2006-07-16T02:58:00.000+08:00

erm todae school erm ???
okae skool sucks todae...
no, skool sucks everydae...

Todae after skool...
we went fer soccer...
erm we dun actually play soccer ??
we all noobs...
guess its becos of world cup ??
dhen gt kick to play ???

Anyway, went fer soccer....
at dunno blk 708 ??
erm or issit 701 ??
i dunno where la...

er, nt realli in the mood ??
cos i aint feeling so great.. i'm kinda sick .....
feeling v tired ... need a rest...
bt cant pangseh fren...
so went along...
i went dhere , i slp ??
slp fer like 2 hr plus dhen awake le

dhen , AMAZINGLY !!
i nt sick le...
strange yeah ??
in fact .. energetic
went to join the game ....
dhen played a match fer like so long ?? 2 hours plus ?? -___-
nobody can score ... fer the last goal ..
we play 3 ball ... its 2-2
last goal nia....
hais ... dhen decieded to postpone...
every1s tired le....

siao liao....
8 plus ler..
its 8 plus on a fridae night ??
elroy mother waiting fer him fer the darn dinner...
ee chun gna chiong hm b4 his mother fuckin lock the door??
every 1 s late ...
bo bian decided to cab hm...
OMFG .... PEAK TIME

fuck... me n elroy 1 cab
ee chun 1 cab...
cos kinda diff way...
BUT ,
2 cabs = 4.50+4.50=9 bucks
hey!! come on la..
LOOK AT MY DARN FUCKIN FACE !!!
yu think i will let us pay 9 fucking bucks to the fucking cab company when we even fucking jus boarded the fucking cab which is fucking expensive which make us look fucking stupid if we fucking pay???
NO WAY MAN !!!
at least nt till i fuck the cab company and their ancestors
which simply = to ???
NO !!!!

so we decieded to share cab ...
even if nt shun lu...
cos why ?? COS I JUS DUN WANNA LET US PAY 9 FER BASIC FARE ...
and i am sure its a lot cheaper ??

dhen we 3 went to flag cab...
bt to no valid...
i am AGAIN fucking pissed...
HEY HELLO LA !!! WE ARE PAYING 4.50 BASIC FARE N NO CAB CAME??
i was expecting like.. ok since we pay so much ler ..
we shld get a cab after 1 fucking sec when we reach..
and a line of cabS will guai guai come queue up infront of us and see BEN DA YE feel happi to take which 1.. i shall slowy pick...
erm, in terms of colour, newness, which driver more handsome,..
but no cab came !!!

went to this lane, tt lane de cab came ...
went to tt lane , saw cab on tt lane dhen rush bt too late..
wtf ??
WHAT IS THIS ???
dhen... ee chun's dad call n offered to drive him hm and of course us too....
then after he kup..
i mean STRAIGHT after he kup...
cabs began to appear...
1 after another....
A line of cabs of diff colour n diff company kp flashing ....
i curse every cab i saw...
darn it fucking shit...
hao lai bu lai sian zai cai lai...

fuck la....
dhen after tt .. i fell into a hole..
A deep deep hole....
its kinda like a unknown hole.. snake hole ?? evil creatures hole ?? i dunno
its terrible...
dun think i wanna elaborate...

oh ! dhen i was fucking pissed by my fren!!!
he had a new fone... a N70
its nt the fone tt make me piss..
i am pissed by the fact tt he won tt fone in a luckydraw...!!

AND, he is rich !!
his father can easily buy him a N70,N80,N90,Nfuckyou,Nfuckme, and N whatever without even fucking blink...
HE is rich le ... dhen y still so lucky??
NOT FAIR !!
rich ppl must be suay !!
poor ppl like me SHLD N MUST be lucky....
i bu fu qi la !!

let me tell yu hw rich he is ...
He lives in a semi detach , has mutiple vehiecles and is fuckin rich !!!
u wouldnt wan to knw abt the rest !!

WHY SIA ??
SO RICH SO LUCKY !!!!!
DUN TALLY LEI !!!
fuck him !!!!
NOT FAIR NT FAIR !!!!

IN furture, i wan to be v v v v v v rich ....
i shall be richer than dunno wad unknown yu hao n ming xi or wadeva
i shall give tips wherever i go n watever i buy..
example: i went fer a meal which cost 735.25 (everything the best)
i shall give a thousand and shout : kp the change yu filty animal!! to the beggers who serve me..
i shall do the same do whatever i buy....
why ??? reason is : i hate rich peeps .....!!!!

hey ! if u are reading this and u are like..
rich ?? liangyu ?? rich ??
tt idiot with the worse results in klass ??
being rich ?? huh ??
HAHAHAHHAS HAHAHAS MUHAHAHA !!!

if i ever be rich ..
no !!! no if !! WHEN i am rich !!
i shall give yu idiots a kick in da ass n 2 tight slaps fer looking down on a genuis ...

ANYWAY...
the moral of the story is ????

*audiences n fans shout together*

I HATE RICH PEEPS... ESP LUCKY ONES !!!!!!

tts right !!!!

so to all thoes annoying greedy cab company n dumb irritating rich peeps .....

FUCK YOU !!!!!

my history of skating!!

2006-07-08T23:52:00.000+08:00

oh as i was browsing at my previous post ...
it hit me tt this was SUPPOSE to be a skate blog ??

since this is spose to be a skate blog.....
iissnt me suppose to jus blog abt skate stuffs ??
dhen y am i blogging other shit???

ok i shall start !!

erm wad abt me ??
i am a skater ??
i shall explain my orgin of my skatelife....
this is mr lim liang yu history of skateboarding...

once apon a time , lim liang yu ??
He has no motive in life ??
he had a bunch of frens ....
b4 sch meet up fer breadfast with sum upper sec frens ....
after sch went mama slack ....
He didnt knw what he wanted ??
Just like other any school boys . . .
slacking , rotting , playing basketball. . .
and, at that point of time...
he didnt knw tt this kind of life sucks...
he has no objection towards his boring fate .....

Till....
the dae tt change his everything in life....
he finally wad he wanted...
he wanted thrill...

his fate , his destiny , his motivation in life ....
Is... his aquintance of skateboarding...
everything changed !!
everything was nt the same anymore!!
nth was.....

this was the dae this dude started with skateboarding !!!

me n frens were ton-ing at fren's hse ...
doing the same old fuckin stuffs...
pia playstation, play carom, midnight cycling....
dhen his hse...
de one old dirty dump deserted corner of his spacious house...
erm out of all de deserted toys my fren had left at a corner.. .
amazing, A old half broken skateboard caught my eye...
me n lide played with it all day long....
hahas .. at 1st , we were jus playing it fer fun..
we didnt knw it was gg to change our life forever...
anyway , tt fren told us we would hav it if we wan ...
we took tt old toy out with us everydae ...
dhen we decided tt it was nooby to travel with it w/o knwing any tricks..
hence... we decided to learn sum tricks..
bt we didnt knw wad trick to learn ??
we have completly no idea wad skateboarding is ....
we jus knew tt we have to jump with tt thing...
ok we learn.. w/o any1 teaching...
we didnt nt knw where to start with..
we didnt even knw how it looks like to jump with tt thing ??
moron !!
since there was only 1 skateboard...
we had to take turn to learn...
and thus improment was slow ....
everytime we figured out sumthing tt might lead us to rise with tt fucking skateboard...
whenever i found out smth , i told lide .. and vice versa..
we train like siao...
sweating like morons....

everydae we came out, we find a nice comfy sexy spot...
and stay there to train fer the whole dae....
ppl look at us like noobs skater ?? i dunno ?
bt do they think we even fucking care ??
HELL NO !!

fer months we did the same thing...

bt that dumb old board soon didnt satify our needs..
it was like fucking slow.. we nd a fast one !! a new 1 !! most impt . a gd 1!
we knew we need a decent board...
were shocked to knw a real original skateboards cost abt 200 plus ??
i was like : WHARD ?? a fucking darn piece of wood n 4 wheels connected to it cost 200 plus ??
FUCK UR MOM N DAD AND TO HELL WITH ALL OF THEM ...

HAis!!
anyway, we knew no matter hw expensive it was..
we HAVE to buy 1....
we cant stop le.....

thus...
lide had to sell his moblie to buy his skateboard..
me , had to take out all my savings and bug my mom to buy fer me like fucking hell.....

his fone was gone!!
my savings were gone !!
in exchange fer a skateboard....
in exchange fer our motivation in life...

our new skateboard was borned.!!
we had 1 each !!
no more sharing .....

err.. we step on it .. and the 1st word tt came out was WOW ??
OH MY DARN FUCKING GOD OF MERCY N ALL
its fucking fast???
its like 10 times more faster than de old 1 ??
we even had to adpat to the speed...

man !! it was cool ??
we felt like we were flying..
since then .. we skate even more often
even longer each time
we meet at 12 noon ??
train n train till 12 midnight everydae ..
AS IN EVERYDAE !!!

we train like siao...
when we train,
we didnt talked to each other much..
was engaged in our training..
desprate to claim our 1st jump..
we like can 4-5 hrs dun talk to each other de ?
jus train n train n train...

finally ... we meet petal.. the sacred island...
skate there everydae...
dhen saw sum profassional skaters ..
they saw us fer weeks b4 asking us to join..
perhaps they wanna make sure we were realli serious abt skateboarding..
they had diff skate experience...
sum 2 years sum 3 years n 5 years respectively ..

HAS !! and now.. we were best of bestie with these skaters right now ..
huh ?? dun believe??
<<<<
this is the pic to show hw united we was...
hahas!!

anway.. till now...
its has been a year..
we jus celebrated our 1st aniversary a couple of weeks ago...
still skating reguarly....
though sum bad things happen in the middle of my skatelife..
i broke my arm becos of skating and had to be hospitalised fer 1 weeks.
tt period was unbearable...
felt really sick...
lucky to hav frens visiting me everydae..
felt really painful everydae...
wake out of pain in the middle of the night ....
frens came to visit...
wasnt in the mood to talk also..
slp n slp n slp.....

hais.. anyway thoes daes were over...
i am still skating..
skating=my life
no skating no me ....

SKATING ROCKS DA HELLA OUT OF ME !!

fucking todae with fucking me writing this fucking post with fucking total boredom!!

2006-06-29T20:47:00.000+08:00

hais... at this point of time... i am fucking sian .....
nothhing da do....
hais.... hais..... hais....
todae also nth interesting de.....

todae nth to say abt life also....
bt i very sian....
SIAN SIAN SIAN......

todae... we ........
hais 4get it.. i realli dun fucking wish to talk abt todae...
cos mon+tues+wed= boring!!!
so nth to fucking blog when its is boring and i am fucking lazy to move me fucking hand to freaking type....
bloody hell!!
sian of the sians...
sianest of the sianer....
anyway, SIAN !!

every freaking dae wake up , go sch slp , sch release, go play fucking b ball with my frens...
then go home !!
everydae is the same !! BORING !!
wads the point of blogging when everydae is the same...
jus using diff vocabs, adjectives,pronouns n nouns while describing the same old fucking things..
aint !! i aint gonna do tt... ! !

Anyway... anthony ve got a blog !!
hahas... wow !!
go check it out !!
sadboirulez.blogspot.com
hahas.. stupid sadist name...
i ve been promoting his blog to all my frens...
hahas see i so good !!! hehe :X

he has been constanlty telling me tt he has more post than me le....
kao... cos why ?? hes blogging everydae....
and it seems tt he s realli proud of tt ...
hahas... wads wif more entries than me ??
lame...
he is so fucking happi that he started blogging alot later than me bt ended up having more posts than me...
well...
happi happying, mr anthony...

tt noob...
he doesnt understand tt i have 1001 blog fans....
mine is golden words lei...
wu yi zhen wei kuay(gd things come rarly)

ppl are reading my blog so often tt they have all put my link as the homepage...

wan me to list sum of my hot fav fans ???
haha...

ME, ME,ME,ME, ME and ME and ME and ME ME ME ME ME still ME !!!
i am my fan of my blog....

hais.. i am sian have pratically nth to blog abt...
so i shall introduce yu to my frens....
homeboy production!!
sarang hae.....

anthony:
a boy who loves to smoke....
he is rich .... FREAKING rich...
all the bimbos!! take note!!
he love bimbos...
hahas...!!
nah.... jus kiddding !! hehe...
faithful...
tts a excellent quality....
i love ppl liddat!!
muack!! eeew!! -_-
werid guy...
brings $2 to sch...
bring at LEAST $200 when going out...
!!!!!!-_____________-
always bring tons of chewing gums when overseas....
a nice person to gay around !!

lide:
a guy!! a muscualar guy....
he my machi!!
skatemate....
sadistic hardcore skater...
a part time b baller...(he doesnt like it alot)
music freak...
cant live w/o it ?
goes around blasting music...
causing noise pollution....
anyway, his taste of music sucks...
sorry bro...
we dun tally !!
he loves to copy words frm movies??
he nw love to say...
i m jus screwing with ya...
hey kid.. we are homed!!
we dun untd wtf he talking abt..
i think he doesnt either...

jia mu:
a giant who escape frm the great bean sprout....
fucking tall.. fuking fuking tall...
na pei chee bye wadeva...
he s still talking...
hey yo.. wad cha gna go if i am short ??
we fucked up yu...!
and fucked up me...!
he is rich too...
damn!! my frens are all rich !!
fucking zhi bei !!
tall n rich n shuai...
wad more u wan ??
sho fucking bu kong ping!!
he is a label whore...
he has a 6680 .....
use a apple mac laptop...
holds a fucking ex wallet...
treat fren gd??
ya think so.. hahas..
always scold ppl...
bt jus kidding nia la...
jia mu!! fuck yur big old monkey chest bloody fuckin chee kou pek...
hahas i scolded yu...
scold me back.. fast fast !! :P

hey hey...
i dun wan describe le la
cos i type till nw then i realise describe ppl nt fun de..
i shall stop ba..
so boring sia...
nvm.. dun bother to read..
jus talking rubbish...
my very 1st sianest post....
cos i am sian !!
i am jus entertaining myself...

hey yu guys !!
yu guys jus fucking wait!!
i promised to be interesting again..
i shall stip off my sian outer shell n expose yu to the holy me...
wait n see....!!!
next post is the post is the real me !
holyistic me !! liang yu the great !!
erm.. this post?? read liao 4get lor...

fucking fans!! i hate yu all !!!
HAHAHS :P

a pangsehed dae fer me.....

2006-06-21T19:51:00.000+08:00

todae was the dae i spent hours at petal....
and take note... ALONE !!
the nightmare of nightmares.....
the fear was burning...
boredness aint killing me....
suffocated by emtpyness louder than hell.....

yesterdae, we planned to meet up da chill cos anthony jus came back frm indonesia.....
then i went to slp with smile on my face waiting to meet my long lost fren,anthony...
bt at tt point.. i didnt knw tt the next dae was nt desire bt fear....
nt happiness bt boreddom.....
i was at night... waiting fer the sun to arise,and bath in the essence of fun n joy...
blah...

but... i was PANGSEHED!!!

i was encrossed on my dreams when frens n all kp calling...
they ask to cum out....
i say nah.. awhile bah.. i wanna slp!!
ok then we argreed to meet when i wake up....

yawns....
3pm....
woked up...
called them...
then they said they were at pasiris.....
and asked me to join them......
but i refused... cos very far n i m lazy....
ok.. they said...
hello ?? liangyu ar?? okk we oming to meet yu nw......
take note.... the time is 330. noon....
so since i alreadi came out n so decided to wait at petal....

i skate lor....
alone....
boring... wondering when ll they reach....
skate n skate m skate....
smsed fren while skating...
then plucked out the street soccer court de gate n played with it...
wanted to oillie over it....
yeah n succeded in 5 tries??
oh n my fren told me she was alone le...
in petal mac..cos her fren left le...
oh so she was pangsehed ....
just like me....
went to find her to pei her....
i reached...
she's gone.....
DUH...
she didnt knw i coming....
actually is nt i wan pei her la...
is i also damn sian....
went to mac...
brought sprite....
slept....
woke up when to petal AGAIN...
slp AGAIN....
i was in petal AGAIN....
while every1 in there are having so much fun.....
they were looking at me like ??
why is this idiot always alone !!??

oh then saw sum damaian there....
although nt very close wif them...
i jus played together nia...
cos WHY ??
i am sian !!!
why sian ???
Cos i am ALONE...
played.....

then sianz....
still waiting....
then called up sum old besties to chat....
they knew i was sian....
they entertained me...
thx budddy.. frens in need is fren indeed
hahas real fun...
we recap what happen when i was sec 1...
one stupid shorty xialan kia....
laugh till i burst!!
LUMAB!!!!

hey wait,take note !!
my frens heaven came...
we chatted lor.....

as the night slowly dencend on me......
the evil smile of the moon appeared n remind me of my"heaven yet cum frens"

the process of the sun gg down the the moon taking over.....
after the night was stable n uncle sun had disapeared completly....

they came....

i searched fer aplogogic expression on elroy's face....
didnt manged to find any...

and he was like er... "zhou lor" lets go!
kao...
i sacsast him...
wow u guys sure are fast!!

he went.. huh ?? i also everytime wait fer yu...
kao....
u make me rot in petal n fucked me with this shit ???
are yu nuts ??
yu which oinions....???
hais... i give dulan face and asked...
hello?? is this a revenge?.. if it is ... congrats u have succeded...
hais.. in the end.. they did apologised la....
bo bian.. my machi wad ....
can do wad??
went alone to play with them lor..
b ball....

then after had dinner....
at enous cc....
i went there...
the uncle jie shao me eat the stupid weird looking cake...
3 peice fer 2.50...
he guarreted..
the indian said in a indian slank...
i sure this 1 niccceeee
if nt nice.. i give yu back the moneeyyyyy
hahas he forced me..
i buy lor....
he say tt 1 is make frm halton hotel...
tt guy quit n open a new shop to start out on its own...
tts y promotion..
hey wait !!
where the hella is halton hotel ??
sum indian hotel ??
muchahaha..!!!!
#%#@%

taste ???
normal pandan cake ??
hahas...
so expensive....
stupid...

then darren ate prata..
taste like tissue ??
wif...
he regreted.....
hahas...
tts abt it lr lor...

bt the bottom line is...
on this fucking specific date ....

I WAS PANGSEHED!!!
to every1 and their frens!!
pls dun pangseh ur frens...
the feeling sucks...!!!

PLEASE DONT!!

lim liangyu....
was pansgseh n left alone on tuesdae 20-6-2006

haha stupid game!!

2006-06-11T02:38:00.000+08:00

ok this is wad we do when we cant get to slp...
me , jia mu, li de, elroy, ex skater....
i edited the names fer ur reference.....but contend no change..

at 1st the exskater heaven join yet...
we disturb lide ..... hahas look !

liangyu:
who the fuckin hella start this conv. de ar ???
jia mu :
me
jia mu:
y
liangyu:
haha
jia mu:
any prob??
liangyu:
i thot is lide
lide:
u r so rude
liangyu:
rude cock ar???
elroy:
y all quiet le??
liangyu:
i d0n0.... lide horny... he chiong gal...
lide:
?????
lide:
oie liang yu !! dun anyhw say la!!
i editing pic !!
liangyu:
dun lie... i knw ho??
the name is m**** n***
haha right ??
lide:
wad gal la ??? dun anyhw say la!!

blank blank....
silence...
elroy spoke up...

elroy:
jia mu:
oh ok .. hi..
lide:
what sia jia mu so childish!!
jia mu:
sorry!!
elroy:
liangyu!! u wan slp le ar??
why so an jing??
liangyu:huh?? i pa siao...

ok my this word make them start talking abt porn....
kao...
mistake...
oh then after tt...
lide wanted to find a word...
but he forget hw the word is called....
so he went on a sentece...

lide:
i dunn0 hw to spelll
lide : err...i what de door??
liangyu: huh??
elroy:open the door??
lide:no!!
liangyu: slam? kick??spoil??paint ??close??fuck??
liangyu: i fuck de foor??
lide:nononono!! start wif s de!!
liangyu:suck?? sing ??siao??
lide: fuck la dun give stupid ans !!
elroy:lock de door??
lide:nono!! s de la
liangyu:see?? shh ????saturated???
lide: nono.. close de other word....
jiamu:shut.....???
lide:yaya!!
liangyu: kao ... i so many times wrong , u 1 time KO me
lide:THE ANS IS SHUT......
liangyu:jia mu idiot sia.. :(
lide: fun fun !! like wad game!!
liangyu: i ____ the door???
liangyu: s also.. start wif s!!
lide:kick!!
liangyu: s la !!
lide:smell??suck ??shit??
liangyu: i ______ to the door la
liangyu: i smell suck shit to the door la....
liangyu:only u do tt !!
lide:swing ??
liangyu: arghh almost !!!
liangyu: minus 1 letter...
lide: sing !!
liangyu: argghh reapeat ur ans to every1
lide:sing !!! :)
liangyu:bingo !! i sing to the door!!
elroy: lame
jiamu:lame
lide: again again...!!

haha they wan it again...
and so... i showed them a clip of a cartoon jumping down the building...
and guys rmb.. its 3 35 am ...
i asked them fer the process

wad is this process??
elory:comit sucide
liangyu: fuck yu.. u spell also spell wrong.. its commit sucide anyway wrong!!
elroy:walk down building???
jiamu: ppl become old ??
liangyu: walk lor ... walk can gt blood .. only u can nia...
liangyu: i give hints... geo gt teach de... its a process
lide:fly ?gravity???
jiamu:nature??
liangyu:haha wow great ans !! but all wrong
lide:run ?? walk??
liangyu: your geo teacher teach yu to run n walk ?
liangyu:lide yu pro sia!!

liangyu: i give ans wan ??
lide: nono
elroy: give hints!!
liangyu: we play hangmen
liangyu:**** *********
elroy: f f ???!!!
liangyu:no
elroy:tt??
liangyu:no
elroy:mm??
liangyu:no
liangyu; u stupid sia.... all wrong
lide:t
liangyu:gt gt !!
**** *****t***
then liddat lor...
kp guessing
i annouce the score board
lide:2 elroy:3:jiamu:0

hence i decied to make a prize to make them strive harder fer the answer
kao!! faster la who win lim treat water !!!!

elroy:yeah
lide:yeah

untill ...

*a*d *o**ut***
liangyu: walao obvious le
elroy: land pollution!!
liangyu: yeah ! tts right !!
lide:eeew nt fair !! judge play cheat!!
jiamu:stupid sia ..y land pollution???
liangyu:becoz he jump..
the brain intestine limbs cells.....
blood bones
all came out n thus pollute the land!!
lide : stupid ppl give stupid ans!!
liangyu: ok fine!! bonus question

the blood bones brain intestine limbs cells all added together is wad ??
guess a beverage!!
elory: coke!!
liangyu:coke la .. fuck u n die
lide: fear factor!!
liangyu:-__-
jiamu:ya i knw the drink liangyu like to drink de !!
elroy:ribena ??
liangyu: ribena la .. elroy give stupid ans !!
lide : i knw lw la !!
lide: strawberry red tea!!
liangyu: strawberry cock tea la .....stupid ans
lide : ah ! i knw le
lide:
he ans is (blood bones brain intestine li bs cells)
liangyu: one more word!!
lide :
blood bones brain intestine li bs cells drink
liangyu:huh?? repeat ur ans lond and clear again!!
lide:
blood bones brain intestine li bs cells drink
liangyu:yesh !! tts right !!
liangyu:
so the ans of blood bones brain intestine li bs cells added together is blood bones brain intestine libs cells drink ...

then they all scold me fer being lame...
except lide.. who felt proud of himself...
but every1 had fun!!
then we say gd bye le...
liangyu:hey gtg le i wan go do facial.. face bery oily
jiamu:
bb i have 2 sleep ready.. tomorrow have 2 wake up
elory:bye
lide: orhs bye !!
liangyu:bye every1

Akimoto Taiki's arch angel of holy petal! has left the conversation.

sH0o mani emotions hitting on me.... jus like an emo ice blend has left the conversation.

:Yo BroTHers gLAd tO KnoW U alL..nEver REGret knowin u AlL..hAppY WIf u ALl HerE No SAd day has left the conversation.

something which i will not give out 4ever.. has left the conversation.

damn u fucking bastard!!

2006-06-11T01:40:00.000+08:00

hey ya.....
this shall be a long 1...
1st i am gona tell ya abt the shit i ve been having in my work....
2nd i gonna let u see a fucking lame game we ve been playing when we cant slp......

ya.. work had been gg all well fer me.....
in fact i was planing to work long term fer this.....
but fuck... the tao kay scold me..
it went lidat....
at 1st... i was peeling mangoes.....
then he told me to pass him a apple...
i told him.. huh my hands dirty leh...
fucked up tone....
aiya ask u pass apple u faster pass la...
like gal like tt... ah gua sia...

kao....

chee bye sia...
hey u pa jiao ar?
which eyes of u freaking see tt i am a gal....??
which fucking eyes see which fucking part tt give u a idea of a gal...
u freaking old russian toad wif countable hair on ur blad head de stupid chee ko pei.. ...
ok la i am bad can.... but i super du lan.....
u na pei la....
i didnt say la.... i ham ji...

i said fuck la
i am concern of hygien purposely can??
then he.....
aiya u boss or i boss....
kao...
then i : aiya whateva den.....

after tt i alreadi du lan liao...
den he went off .. came back
scold me again...

he came back ...

he told me to fill up a basket wif unknown powder....
he teach me once b4 when i jus started...
hello....???
gt like so many things to rmb can...???
the formulas fer tons of milk shakes n smoothies....
like i can rmb.....
slowly la dude...
NO.. slowly OLD dude.....

then..
he told me to fill it with powder....
i went : huh ?? wad powder..
tt 1 la .... take liao go in fill up....*shows signs of fustrated....
i took a bag of unknown power n show him and said... this 1 ar??
he: beggining to be angry le.... take measuring cyclinder to measure la...!!
huh?? i cant find leh....
he du lan liao... went in take out tt measuring thing n shake it in front of me....
THIS ONE LA... INFRONT ALSO CANT SEE...
TEACH U SO MANY TIMES DUN WAN TO LEARN.....
dun wan to learn
dun wan to learn
dun wan to learn.....

wad sia!!
he spam me verbally..
finally i du lan liao .....
chee bye sia...
i givr fucked up face den....
i said....
i wan to quit....

den he stunned????
but he pretend to say....
u wan quit ur problem la.....

den after tt he told me ....
hey i wan quit also must wait 3 daes ....
tts our rules...

den after ttt.. he treat me bery gd ??
he begin to nag at me....
he went on a melody which make me sleepy....
take note of the lyrics..

hey nt tt i wan scold u la....
but i is treat u as my son...
huh?? wait ..!! son ?? WTF...
ok continue...
i treat u strict is becoz i wan yu to learn..
hais... actually u bery celever de...
jus tt u lazy...
can u belive it ??
he s talking the same piece of shit wof the teacher ....
in sch hear this crap ..
go out work also this crap....

fuck!! wad kind of world ???
then he kp naggin me ....

den after tt he treat me a hot dog saugsage bun....
den he act blur tell me my work secdule ...
den i said ... er ??? excuse me.. tuesdae my last dae le...
den he say huh?? i tell u so much u still quiting ??
aiya dun quit la ...
dun think abt todae... i jus wan yu to learn
i wun scold yu if u have disipline ...

then i act big shot...
erm.. i think about it 1st..*with a smug look*

nw i am having doubts if i shld quit le...
actually this job is quite gd la..
the pay is gd...
work relax...
slacky...

but once i think of wat he scold me..
i bery du lan..
i think i quiting lor....
hais..

if i quit...
i am back to my skating carreer le.....
yay!! the holy skate blog is back...!!!
shh !! dun shout !!
hey fans ! u gotta hav disipline..!!!

k i write till here... i found the blog abit too long le..
hhaa i decided to seperate this n the game thing....
haha see yu next page......
i shall let u all see the game thing 1st ...
hahasz

a day at work!

2006-06-02T00:00:00.000+08:00

hey ya .... todae me n my frens skate at .....

HEY NO.....
todae aint no skate dae....
its labour dae....!!!
hahas its nt actually todae complety....
been tired from all the work.....
hey well....
since yu guys have been pleading fer muai golden words...
i shall grant ur request....
hope tt it ll be jus as interesting.....

ok i shall start on the dae b4 i work n follow up to the dae i work....
ya... i went to bugis.... had an interview....
they said ok... and told me to start anytime i wan....
after that i gave a call to my mum n told her i had to go shopping....
coz hav to wear orange tee.....
nahs.... jus an excuse....
and so i spent all my money in my wallets.......
100 cash m 50bucks on nets....
haha shuang sia !!
after i am done wif my purchase of "UNIFORM"
shall start tml....
sleep well n prepare to battle the next dae.....

yaWnZz...
next dae le...hahas
woke up after a morning call frm my fren....
hey thx buddy !
i went to bugis.....
told the guy n punch my card n started....
ok 1st i am told hw to make pao pao cha....
he told me to take care of teas 1st...
and so my crew alex told me hw n hw...
he started: yo fren... u mst rmb tt we have 3 types of tea ...
milk tea,green tea.red tea....
blahx blahx blahx....
and so i absorb the martial art of milk shaking withins secs....
wow genuis me !!! hehe hoho hur hur haha.....
n so i took care of teas the whole dae..
the more diff task were all counted all alex...
milk shakes... fruit jucies... smoothies... mocha....ice blend... mango tango.. blah blah..
ya hes cool... he is 1 friendly guy.....
oh ya i also learn to peel mango skin???
n slice them into cubes????
ya its the 1st time i gt any contact wif mangos....
the manager ask me to peel n gave me a peeler???
oh god.... i didnt knw hw to oparate tt fucking thing....
i fiddle with it awile...
try knocking n try to peel the mango using different sides of the peeler...
kkz he saw tt i was n noob n that thing lookk allien to me ....
he teachs
i learns
haha done.... its all in my super memory le....
i went back to pao pao making....
actually its jus so easy to make a original pao pao cha(zhen zhu nai cha)
1st u fuck tt cup wif a handful of ice cubes...
2nd.. u get the cap fucked wif a scoop of pearl.....
3rd u fucked the whole cup wif teh tarik ( milk tea)
4th u fuck tt cup into da fucking sealer...
boom! its done!
so easy...
ur rdy milk tea...
nice , sweet n sexy....
oh ya ....
opp my pao pao shop.....
theres a ice cream shop
the crew frm each sides seem to be very sho wif each other ??
they were like shouting across n chating like no body busniess....
abt wad???
lottery numbers
one blackie uncle frm the opp shop shouted...
wa lan i buy **** and it came out **** ( in hokkien)
the typical auntie replied....
u stupid wad... ask yu buy **** u dun wan....
see la **** come out liao...(also in hokkien)
blackie pek pek shouted.. wad la ... my number gd de lor....
u dun wan buy u lugi ah(stilll in hokkien)
then after a couple of mins...
the fight seems to settle dwn..
i dunno but i think the auntie seems to be convinced tt the pek pek no is better....
wosh ! wad a battle !
ya nw abt alex....
he's cool.. but one think abt him...
after all ice blend...
i think he bu she de throw or wad ??
he will pour the remaining in his and and take a deep breath...
wosssshhhhhh...... suck abit den throw the rest away....
sumtimes wif a satified look and sum time shake head with a hsk sound....
weird him??
ya btw nw abt me ....
everything was gg normal....

sumthing change my life when alex told me :
yu may make any drink yu like n drink when u thirsty....
its free flow.....
haha misktake
great mistake....
that was when it became a place fer me to fuck all my creativity....
my talent haha...
i started brewing all kinds of pao pao cha....
mixing them together...
sum were nice.. bt sum sucks...
nice is like peach n kiwi red tea...??
ya n sucks its like banana wif chaocolate milk shake n abit of mangos...
eeeeew terrible....!!
i finished it anyway...
i kp brewing n drinking...
sumtimes when i was abt to create a new flavour...
alex ll give me a " are yu sure " look...
haha i gave a smile n proceeded...
tts was when i understand his look ....
it jus meant SUCKS
anyway.... i continue brewing new flavour...
tts was when i realized i wan to be a famous pao pao maker...
once i found a new recipe.. i shall quit n sell them myself..
shall call de new drink " ah liang new pao pao shop"
anyway i finished my hours n time fer me to go hm le..
hell ! 1st time to see bugis at a late hour...
went home !! and slept... too tired to blog....
And nw i am already well versed in the art of pao pao making ...
i can make like 5 milk tea in 30 secs...
and peel 4 mangos n slice them into cubes within a min....
haha pro ba ....
anyway i dun think its sumthing to be proud of???
ya once again...
soon it shall be the time to sae good bye le ....
oh ya ! b4 tt i wanna leave a msg fer yu guys ....
if u wan visit me when i work ??
i m cool wif it....
but PLEASE buy sumth b4 u leave....
manner !! can??
pls dun work off after looking at me n point point den laugh laugh w/o buying a single shit!
hey guys... i aint no gigolo!
and u have to pay fer tt can??
so pls bring at least a doller n twenty cents n enjoy the holy milk tea ur idol had brew fer yu !!
and fer guys, pls dun cum n make a fool...
cum di xiao di xiao...
if u do tt , i shall let yu hav a taste of my shit when i fang gong ...
kkz bye c ya again!
i wan slp le .....
tml hav to work again....
last words fer todae....
the battle of todae had jus ended but the war of tml have jus began...
hahas
take care
muack!!

lim liang yu

last eposiode le.....

2006-05-21T21:19:00.000+08:00

todae is quite a sunny dae..so hot !
wanted to go fengshan todae de....
li de woke up late.. so we canccelled the trip..
wanted to make sum skate videos de..What a pity !
hmm.. this might be the last sat that we are skating....
huh? did i hear sum1 saying us quiting skateboarding???
fuck you... it ll NEVER happen..
ha! playing with myself...
no la.. it jus tt everybody wanna chiong fer $$....
sianz !! after todae, i might nt be skating fer a loonngg timee...
hmm,there goes my skatebloggie...
it shall be terminated temporary...
SHITZ... who's gonna take care of my city when i m nt around....????
anyway, i m gonna start blogging abt todae...
this might be my last day in my blogging carreer....
hey fanz....

dun miss me coz i aint going to miss ya.....
so what u guys can do is to find a nice chair....
and find one tt u can lean on..(preferbly thoes with cushion...)
sit back n enjoy every single words tt and i m gonna write n yu shall gain holyness....
see if it entertains u.. if yes.. gd fer u.. u have gain holyness...
if it doesnt can kinda irriates u..
too bad.. fuck off!
its starting soon...
counting down from
3
2
1

wow...toade,petal had a guest...
quite fun to see sum1 visiting my city....
me as the holy owner of petal island....
shall open my door of arms n welcome yu to my island...
but this gal is kinda weird,
she sat on my island doing nth for the whole day...
i told her to play along wif us...
she refused...
i ask again....
she refused again..
i persisted asking...
she persisted refusing..

OK fine i give up...!!!
hello??? this is an complete insult...
worldwide humilation...
hello! this is a island of sacred....
A city of holyness...
while she sat there doing nth...
OMFG!!

she must have felt bored..
otherwise,she s a pervert who enjoys sitting down...
there are so many facilities in my city...
AND SHE CHOSE NONE!!!
hmm,i dunno if her butt n the floor has a aflility....
they jus seems to attract each other....
oh,i mean her butt n MY floor...
hmm,but i still wanna thank her fer cuming..
kinda fun watching her making out with the floor...
haha.. no la...
seriously, thanks fer cuming....
i appreciate it...
anyway, i kinda play b ball fer the whole dae todae..
skate a while nia....
my skoolmates came to visit me as well....
we play matchs amoung ourselves..
i was spose to guard yong shan(skoolmate)
that king kong...
wow he was BIG!
he is standing at 1.78m
n me at only like 1.7m
and he was like er.. i dunn0 perhaps a hundrend kg(he s strong)
n me at abt 50 kg?
WTF!
but i m sho nt going to disgrace my selff in my island,my dear..
i pia...
i choing....
i fight under the ring like siao wif him....
hass.. i was thinking stuffs like
"hey , is tt all ur big ass ve got ? bring it on, blackie kong!!"

ha its me leh.. the genuis leh..
use yr common sense n guess who won?

ok we lost.... :(
nvm..jus a game..
sportmanship..
gd match dude!

i play bball fer like almost the whole day...
lide skate fer the whole dae..(hardcore skater)
wow.. after that i ate smth amazing...
guess wad i eat????
unpredictalble de...
ITS MAC CHICKEN WITH CHEEESE! ! ! ! !

fuck.. i have blog fer weeks n everyweek yu see me eating mac....
SIANZ.. bo bian.. bo $$
and... at the other end of the world....
there's a idiot eating pizza everydae...
tong ren bu tong ming...
ok after that we went back petal n slack...
all our frens left..
only me n lide..
its was dark n we....
NO La ... dun xiang wai wai leh..
we chat lor
exchganged secrets....
like abt BGR de lor...
haha we been doing from very long ago le...
in our terms,its called the expression nitez
hahaz machi is machi..
oie..! dun suspect la..
we nt gay!
kkz i went hm after that....
i went to a lift,there s this gigantic moth flying
i was trap with it..
although i m a heroic man n i am nt scared...
but i m worried abt it flying n stuck within my hair...
it kp flying.. i kp turning.. eyes staring at the moth..
after that when reach le...i saw a man with weird expreession looking at me..
i think he must be wondering which idiot ll dance on a lift....
i am so paisei lor...
i cover my face n went off...
sianz i reach hm le...
then i suddenly realize smth...
every sat, the same process happens...
i went hm... feeling super hot...
on the air con,....
took off my t shirt wanting to chill a while 1st...
after ten mins...
i ll be shivering in cold....
then off the air con....
then very hot..
i on again... very cold...

tts wad happens every sat when i reach hm...
kkz u re soon reaching the brink of my blog....
tts abt it le... hope u enjoy all the previous issues..
to all my cute fans...
last eposiode le....
hmm......
take care n farewell....

vanished!!!

2006-05-13T22:35:00.000+08:00

hey... another sat....
todae was fun....
todae was nt of a mani ppl dae.....
only me n my machi, li de.....
haz.... i noe it sounds gay....
ok todae li de brought along his video cam....
so we around making skate videos....
hahaz... it was sho fucking fun...
finally.... we went to a place near bedok reservoir......
i think tt place is call tenaga.....at blk 100 plus...
k that was 1 flights of stair...
five stairs....
wow..... fun...
lide went on to try it.....
yupz... he landed within a few tries....
when it was my turn to try.....
a ah pek cam n sit near the stairs...
although he wasnt blocking me,i felt kinda weird with sum1 looking at me...
so we went to buy sum snacks while waiting fer the uncle to leave...
but that uncle jus wun quit.... he sat there fer quite a while...
btw, i broght a magumn ice cream with almond.....
it was fucking expensive....but fucking nice too...
3 bucks sia.... its is a lot to a commoner like me.....
and so the ice cream uncle happi deduct 3 dollars from my already nt much assets...
finally the ah pek left le ...
haha...
i went to try.....
i counldnt.....
li de tried.....
he landed....
wow, looks like i hav to train myself even harder against his macho yet flexible leg...
siao liao must train liao.....
so i flim li de as he fly pass the flights stairs....
and tt was a 1 hit KO...
which means he succeeded within 1 try...
after he flim me as i try...
i fail again....
he flim...
i failed....
he continue to flim...
i continue to fail...
wa lao... wat the fuck wif my legs....
anyway i manganed to find a excuse fer myself...
HELLO, i m flat footed.....
i m hadicap....
which means tt my leg are slower than normal ppl n i ve to train more than other ppl....
nvm, no excuses...
although my legs are A BIT SLOWER...
but i am a GENUIS.....
i learn faster.....WHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!
i am a genuis...... hahaz
okok bac to the stairs....
i went on trying....
lide saw that i was getting super du lan with the fucking stairs.....
he encourage mi...

he was the light in my darkness
but darkness is the onli thing i need...

hey boy, i need no encouaragement from no fucking no one....
poor him... poor cam...
i fall like siao.....
i wipe my fucking blood n tried again....
till i finally fucking land.....
i was like yes ah!!!!!!!!!
hahaz
the evil darkness faded...
while the dim light brighten up my dae.....
wow ! ! ! ! ! !
kkz this was properly the main events fer todae liao lo.....
after that we jus went back to petal to improve the consistancy of our tricks...
then after than we sianz liao...
no mood skate liao.....
sit at petal slack slack...cho bo....
then go mac eat then intend to go home after that....
i eat mac chicken again...
its was 1 of the cheapest burger....
i m poor...thats the fact..
so all i could do to make myself feel better is to imagine....
imagine that the burger is sum kinds of jap food??
bento...pizza with LOTS OF PINEAPPLES.....
then wth my mindset....i maganed to eat 2 mac chicken...
k after we jus go home hm lo.....
aiya so sians liao...summore i todae so tired lo...
went hm at abt 10.30
wow. long time nv go home so early liao...
break record.....
then went home blast mucic...
then play comp....
and here comes me writing this fucking blog fer u guys...
buaiii........
skatez fer life!
btw if gt the chance...i ll try to show u guys my video that i fall mani time and the video when i landed....cuming soon.....

2006-05-07T01:55:00.000+08:00

ok this is another long sat... as usual.. i am onli blogging on sats..
saturdae is always a skate dae......
todae is nt very interesting compared to last week......
the usual things.... play filps...compeitition among ourselves.....
everyweek do the same stuffs again n again...
BUT, i am nt going get sick of it....nv will... in fact i am enjoying it..
.todae nv explore... nv street skate... nv anything..but still fun...
its kinda fun even nt doing anything special..
anyway,tts where we belong...
we re simply doing wad we enjoy most n enjoying ourselves to the fullest while the times passes...
tts wad we been doing n we have been doing for a long time...
yeah and tts wad make my world spins...
ok wtf am i talking abt..
wat the fucking thing abt mi n my skateboard..
hahaz lets get on to business...
huh wat business?????
anyway we went they abt 2,3? den we started skating....
den.. after i tried abt 100 plus tries or smth??
i mastered a new trick...
half cap heelflip.....
hahaz i doubt u guys noe wat i am talking abt unless u skates....
but it is defineltly a differcult trick to learn..
i tried abt 100 plus times n i fall abt dunn0 how mani times sia..
i fall real hard...my leg is full bruises because of tt tricks...
but its damn worth it...
i doubt u ll ever understand the amount of satisfication i get from it..when u land it.. u feel on top of the world...
k after that... i decided to oillie a six steps stage...
but,it happen nt to turn out as a happen ending....
i didnt land the 6 steps stage...
haha.. its nt like fairy tales where every things turn out to be gd...
it happen last sat when i oillie the high stage....
as for nw... nth gd yet....
i dunn0 wat happen todae...
i kept falling down...
i oillie the stairs untill i super du lan liao den i finally give up...
tts when my frens say fear in filled with cowardness...
i was like ArGhhhhHHHhhh........damn u fucking bastard...
i continue.. i failed...i jus couldnt land it...
i stop when my whole body is full of injury.....
haha bo bian la... i did my best liao...

aiya... then we went to mac to eat....
i told li de i want mac chicken plus cheese..(i spose u dun noe u can do tt rite ??)
li de told him i wan mac chicken minus cheese....
wtf... super blur king... cant stand it...
then we went bac...(to petal)
no more mood to skate liao...
but we cant possibly go home...
its onli 11.30.... so early...
we ask the ppl at the bbq pit to lend us the ball...
they refused....they say they going hm...
30 mins later... they still playing...
then i ask again.. they finally argree lo...
then we play... play finish go eat again..
then we go home lo...
aiya todae nt interesting de...
ok la,next week i promised to bring u more interesting stuffs
k bye bye..

stay tuned!!

wooHoo~

2006-05-01T23:10:00.000+08:00

yeah, i went skating wif my frens as usual.... it was so fun,there even more skater than usual as some of the old sch skaters who jus came out from NS start skating again.. we went to petal garden where we always skate,but unfortunalely there were this group of senior citizens hu were organising some kind of band wif rock music
wtf man!!! hence we were unable to skate there..... so we decided to skate all the way to bedok north blk 500 plus there to see if there were sum where fun for us to skate....
on our journey.... there were this factory we went pass.... in the factory,there is kind of metal detector which allow *vichecle* to pass, my fren told mi tt it was a metal detector
so..... i was wondering if the metal in my hand would be detected to make tt thing work(i had a operation due to skating and i metal plate was inserted in my hand)
so i began scanning my hand all around the device like a retard...
tt when i heard sum1 "OIE" me from the factory a distance away...
tt guy thot i was trying to spoild the device

we fleed!!
we continue...
after the factory... we kinda reach the place we wanted... when i reach there..
i was like "wow man"
that was PARADISE!!!!
it had a high stage which i decided to oillie down later on
it had place to gind
its had space big enough for 10 ppl to do flips
and.... the flooring was fantastic!!!!!

ok,back to the stage tt i said i wanted to try... on the 1st few attempts...
i had perfect take off but i failed... the airtime is like fucking long man...
tts no way to oille tt thing man.. anyway i continued.
suddenly, i sort of thing tt straightening my legs will help so as to absorb the impact n to ensure tt the deck does nt float away in the air..
here i goes wif my new theory....
i tried again, i straighten my legs in the air ... i hesitated...
i let go... its was so fucking high.
the fear in my mind was supressing my mind..(haha lame)
well, it cant stop my desire to land tt freaking stage...
k so i decided to try again... this ll be it.
i let go off my deck n jump onto it with a faster speed..
i take off..

then...
everything went blank...
there were complete silience
the surrounding sound dissapeared
i slowly straighten my legs as i decend
although it was less than a sec.. it felt like mins to mi....
BAM!
the next thing i noe... I LANDED!!!!
i was like so freaking happi
i jump around wif joy as every 1 claps.....
i smiled as i enjoy the ambience of claps....
haaa! den the next few attempts were np...
phew.. a long dae indeed...
i went home had a bath and went online for a couple of mins while i yue anthony n sum other frens to mac to have supper...
we went to eat at abt 3am..............
we went back at abt 5am...................

i went home
i slept
i smiled..........